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PrestonWilsonIsBack
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I've never really drunk dialed, though I did call a buddy of mine while I was high once. I think he was having sex with his girlfriend. He was none too happy.

dials

"Yooooo Phil!"

"URGH EEeeee [expletive]!!!"

*Phil hangs up*

"Whoa dude...I dunno what just happened or something. Phil just screamed into the phone and hung up."

"Well, call him again! We're in his neighborhood or something, let's hang out with him!"

"O....okay"

dials again

"WHAT THE F YOU WANT??"

"Phil, I--you--we...I called you and he hung up or something"

"I SAID WHAT THE F YOU WANT??"

"We're in your area, man you want to chill w/us? Sorry, I'm kind of trippin' right now.."

"Is that all?"

"Well yeah, b--"

Phil hangs up

He told me the whole story a couple of days later.

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It's always funny to me when you call someone and you know that person is in the middle of doing the nasty with someone. It's like "GO THE F AWAY" basically. Why would you even answer your phone if your in the middle of that? I would take that as a huge insult if someone I were doing answered their phone during it.

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Re: Talking to drunk people

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**Resists the urge to embarrass himself**

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Yanksfan1523 wrote:**Resists the urge to embarrass himself**
You shouldn't do that.

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docellis wrote:
Yanksfan1523 wrote:**Resists the urge to embarrass himself**
You shouldn't do that.

Too early for a bad rep. LOL

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Yanksfan1523 wrote:
docellis wrote:
Yanksfan1523 wrote:**Resists the urge to embarrass himself**
You shouldn't do that.

Too early for a bad rep. LOL
You can always delete it later. I love doing that.

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docellis wrote:
Yanksfan1523 wrote:
docellis wrote:
Yanksfan1523 wrote:**Resists the urge to embarrass himself**
You shouldn't do that.

Too early for a bad rep. LOL
You can always delete it later. I love doing that.

Unless someone quotes it, LOL.

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Yanksfan1523 wrote:
docellis wrote:
Yanksfan1523 wrote:**Resists the urge to embarrass himself**
You shouldn't do that.

Too early for a bad rep. LOL
you're a yankees fan, you can't possibly get any lower. you've got nothing to lose.

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PrestonWilsonIsBack wrote:I've never really drunk dialed, though I did call a buddy of mine while I was high once. I think he was having sex with his girlfriend. He was none too happy.

dials

"Yooooo Phil!"

"URGH EEeeee [expletive]!!!"

*Phil hangs up*

"Whoa dude...I dunno what just happened or something. Phil just screamed into the phone and hung up."

"Well, call him again! We're in his neighborhood or something, let's hang out with him!"

"O....okay"

dials again

"WHAT THE F YOU WANT??"

"Phil, I--you--we...I called you and he hung up or something"

"I SAID WHAT THE F YOU WANT??"

"We're in your area, man you want to chill w/us? Sorry, I'm kind of trippin' right now.."

"Is that all?"

"Well yeah, b--"

Phil hangs up

He told me the whole story a couple of days later.
Phil, why on earth did you pick up?

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i hate talking to drunk people if im not drunk

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