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Cronos69 wrote:The fact that I'll never have to deal with situations such as this make me happy my parents are not in the least bit tech-savvy.

same here...though i know as a young teen i walked past their bedroom as they were doing something and it was the grossest thing ive ever heard/witnessed and i still want to throw up to this day

Jocephus wrote:

Cronos69 wrote:The fact that I'll never have to deal with situations such as this make me happy my parents are not in the least bit tech-savvy.

same here...though i know as a young teen i walked past their bedroom as they were doing something and it was the grossest thing ive ever heard/witnessed and i still want to throw up to this day

My parents have to be the least physically affectionate (or just ridiculously private) people I've ever known, period. I've only seen them give pecks on the lips to each other maybe 4 times in my life.

So, you should have seen the look on my face about a year ago when I, looking for a book one of my parents had borrowed from me, opened a drawer in the master bedroom that I shouldn't have.

You wanna know what's not cool? THAT'S not cool.

I take it this was a battery operated item?

Arthur Dent wrote:I take it this was a battery operated item?

handcuffs, whips, ass-less chaps.

just a guess.

Meh, my parents have sex (not with each other anymore, presumably with their new spouses). Doesn't really gross me out. i hope they are having a lot of sex and enjoying their marriage. Same goes for my sister. I've heard her and my brother in law screwing. It happens. They are all people. People have been screwing for millenia. I prefer it doesn't stop as I want the species to continue. I mean, if they're into each other, there is probably a very good chance that anything you sit on, lean on, look at in someone's house, the owners have screwed on it, and why not?

Given, I don't want to see my mother in law or anyone related to me nude, but in this day of tubgirl and other nasty internet stuff, is it really that shocking?

JCShutout wrote:I've heard her and my brother in law screwing.

Pics or it didn't happen.

G. Keenan wrote:

JCShutout wrote:I've heard her and my brother in law screwing.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I don't have a camera

JCShutout wrote:Meh, my parents have sex (not with each other anymore, presumably with their new spouses). Doesn't really gross me out. i hope they are having a lot of sex and enjoying their marriage. Same goes for my sister. I've heard her and my brother in law screwing. It happens. They are all people. People have been screwing for millenia. I prefer it doesn't stop as I want the species to continue. I mean, if they're into each other, there is probably a very good chance that anything you sit on, lean on, look at in someone's house, the owners have screwed on it, and why not?

I refuse to believe you're not grossed out by the thought of your parents doing the freak nasty.

Oh, and once I heard my sister doing it. The sound is forever etched in my memory. It was that rhythmic body slapping noise. Ugh.

Michael wrote:It was that rhythmic body slapping noise. Ugh.

Ahahahaha. That is the worst. Do you ever hear that noise when you're making it and have flashbacks? Like a Vietnam vet?

G. Keenan wrote:

Michael wrote:It was that rhythmic body slapping noise. Ugh.

Ahahahaha. That is the worst. Do you ever hear that noise when you're making it and have flashbacks? Like a Vietnam vet?

Michael all of a sudden stops, mid thrust, and starts staring off into space, face aghast.