Over 1 Million GRB Posts

[lukethedrifter]

I have been on this board for 57 weeks now. I calculate that I've probably spent an average, conservatively, of five hours a week reading and posting on this board, imbuing it with both my charm as well as my knowledge, responding to countless posts with unwanted legal analysis. That's 285 hours of time for which GRB has not yet rendered payment!

At my average billing rate over this timeframe, I am owed $52,725. Michael, I accept cashier's checks or paypal. No funny business, please.

Where do you come up with 57 weeks? I've got you in the neighborhood of 230 weeks.

[Michael]

Where do you come up with 57 weeks? I've got you in the neighborhood of 230 weeks.

Quite you. It's not often a blood sucking lawyer undercharges you.

[heyzeus]

Oh Jeez! I meant 57 months! Thanks for the correction, luke. Fortunately, since he hasn't rendered payment yet, there's still time to get Michael the corrected bill for $210,900.

[planet planet]

<all the mod leeches scatter>

[JackofDiamonds]

You're welcome. Just remember the little people while you swim in your piles of GRB money.

[stlouie_lipp]

1,000,000 posts and only one World Series during that time...pathetic. We really need to step up our game.

I have been on this board for 57 weeks now. I calculate that I've probably spent an average, conservatively, of five hours a week reading and posting on this board, imbuing it with both my charm as well as my knowledge, responding to countless posts with unwanted legal analysis. That's 285 hours of time for which GRB has not yet rendered payment!

At my average billing rate over this timeframe, I am owed $52,725. Michael, I accept cashier's checks or paypal. No funny business, please.

I thought a hot-shot environmental attorney in Austin would bill at an hourly rate much higher than that of some lowly practitioner in DeKalb, Illinois.

[heyzeus]

1,000,000 posts and only one World Series during that time...pathetic. We really need to step up our game.

I have been on this board for 57 weeks now. I calculate that I've probably spent an average, conservatively, of five hours a week reading and posting on this board, imbuing it with both my charm as well as my knowledge, responding to countless posts with unwanted legal analysis. That's 285 hours of time for which GRB has not yet rendered payment!

At my average billing rate over this timeframe, I am owed $52,725. Michael, I accept cashier's checks or paypal. No funny business, please.

I thought a hot-shot environmental attorney in Austin would bill at an hourly rate much higher than that of some lowly practitioner in DeKalb, Illinois.

I used an average b/c my billing rate was much lower 5 years ago when I was fresh outa lawschool. It's still not even as high as it would be at bigger firms in the state.

[heyzeus]

But forget about all that jazz. ONE MILLION POSTS!!!! Tens of thousands of which were not Jim's or Michael's!

[mcgee51taguchi99]

Note to self, never trust HJ's NSFW rating system. Mild? MILD?!?!?

[stlouie_lipp]

1,000,000 posts and only one World Series during that time...pathetic. We really need to step up our game.

I have been on this board for 57 weeks now. I calculate that I've probably spent an average, conservatively, of five hours a week reading and posting on this board, imbuing it with both my charm as well as my knowledge, responding to countless posts with unwanted legal analysis. That's 285 hours of time for which GRB has not yet rendered payment!

At my average billing rate over this timeframe, I am owed $52,725. Michael, I accept cashier's checks or paypal. No funny business, please.

I thought a hot-shot environmental attorney in Austin would bill at an hourly rate much higher than that of some lowly practitioner in DeKalb, Illinois.

I used an average b/c my billing rate was much lower 5 years ago when I was fresh outa lawschool. It's still not even as high as it would be at bigger firms in the state.

I just got big-timed! (kidding)