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Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 3:36 pm
by wart57
bob thrill wrote:Wart, you say she has nowhere else to go and yet, last I checked, I still have room at my place.
Oh crap that is right. I will send her right over, with her tight sleep pants.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 3:37 pm
by heyzeus
You're just a serial impregnator. Ladies of GRB, look away from your monitor if you're, you know, ovulating.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 3:40 pm
by wart57
heyzeus wrote:You're just a serial impregnator. Ladies of GRB, look away from your monitor if you're, you know, ovulating.
I just impregnated the My Little Pony in your avatar, My little Centaurs will be in the stores in time for next Christmas.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 4:30 pm
by Fat_Bulldog
All of this is hilariously entertaining.
Keep up the good work.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 4:57 pm
by heyzeus
Fat_Bulldog wrote:All of this is hilariously entertaining.
Keep up the good work.
And the surreptitious pictures!
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 6:51 pm
by sighyoung
wart57 wrote:
This will not end well.
Oh, I don't know. You seem to experience the happy ending quite a lot.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 7:12 pm
by sighyoung
By the way, is the thread title based on a quote from your wife's cousin?
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 8:28 pm
by redbirdjazzz
sighyoung wrote:wart57 wrote:
This will not end well.
Oh, I don't know. You seem to experience the happy ending quite a lot.
There's really only proof of four happy endings over the course of six or seven years.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 8:40 pm
by cardinalkarp
Wart, it seems as though you never have much good to say about your marriage when you're on & a lot of stories sound like you're in a pretty nightmarish situation. I understand you love her because she is the mother to your children. But man, I just find it crazy that you continue to have children with her because just from the stories you tell us on here a split of some sort seems inevitable. Of course I don't know the whole situation but what you portray seems miserable. I know your kids bring you all the joy in the world, so congrats on having baby # 4!! (btw, you're insane...4 kids!!!) I can't even imagine that, especially the ages from what I remember of your kids are 5 & under?)
Edit: Oh, since I'm feeling very honest right now, the lusting you have over this cousin of yours is kind of creepy.
Re: Shoot me now.
Posted: November 28 12, 9:21 pm
by planet planet
Congrats on your fourth child, wart! Things can't be all that bad after all, eh?
