Rant: Soccer
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AWvsCBsteeeerike3
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I could watch soccer forever and not get bored, even if the score stayed 0-0. I find it to be one of the more entertaining games to watch...seriously. There's always action.
I guess I get your point though, but you have to admit, you don't understand all the intricacies of the game (not saying I do). But, if you were to watch baseball and see a pitcher throw over to keep a guy on 1st close 2-3 times before throwing a pitch, you'd have to htink that's stupid. But, if the score is 2-1 in the bottom of the 8th, and there are no outs with the pitcher up to bat...well, not so stupid.
I guess I get your point though, but you have to admit, you don't understand all the intricacies of the game (not saying I do). But, if you were to watch baseball and see a pitcher throw over to keep a guy on 1st close 2-3 times before throwing a pitch, you'd have to htink that's stupid. But, if the score is 2-1 in the bottom of the 8th, and there are no outs with the pitcher up to bat...well, not so stupid.
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Also deathball. Lots of 0-0 ties in deathball.jim wrote:0-0 ties are different than other ties. How many sports are 0-0 ties common? One. Soccer.go birds wrote:I played for like 18 years and can't stand to watch it unless something big is on the line.
Ties are disappointing but I also think deciding games via shoot out are stupid (this goes for hockey as well). Shoot outs are exciting, but it shouldn't be the end all be all for a hard fought match by both teams.
Jim would you feel the same if the game ended in a 10-10 tie?
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Action - yeah the same action you got with the Jenny the religious girl in 10th grade. Lot's of kissing, but what did it lead to? Not a damn thing.AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:I could watch soccer forever and not get bored, even if the score stayed 0-0. I find it to be one of the more entertaining games to watch...seriously. There's always action.
I guess I get your point though, but you have to admit, you don't understand all the intricacies of the game (not saying I do). But, if you were to watch baseball and see a pitcher throw over to keep a guy on 1st close 2-3 times before throwing a pitch, you'd have to htink that's stupid. But, if the score is 2-1 in the bottom of the 8th, and there are no outs with the pitcher up to bat...well, not so stupid.
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Yep. The constant movement, shifting angles and geometric patterns, exploiting your opponents movement, the manipulation of space and timing, no stoppages in play except halftime, no commercials...it's awesome.AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:I could watch soccer forever and not get bored, even if the score stayed 0-0. I find it to be one of the more entertaining games to watch...seriously. There's always action.
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Yeah believe me I was dating Jenny there was constant momvement and alot of shifting angles (remember the corollary: The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat). I tried to exploit her movements, and definitely did some manipulation of space and time. It was not awesome, it lead to nothing worthwhile. It just caused pain.
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Yeah, cuz you and Jenny just didn't have it. Me and Jenny. We got it. I can unlock her defense with a well-timed through ball and a towering header.jim wrote:Yeah believe me I was dating Jenny there was constant momvement and alot of shifting angles (remember the corollary: The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat). I tried to exploit her movements, and definitely did some manipulation of space and time. It was not awesome, it lead to nothing worthwhile. It just caused pain.
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AWvsCBsteeeerike3
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I lauged. And, sig'd.trill wrote:Yeah, cuz you and Jenny just didn't have it. Me and Jenny. We got it. I can unlock her defense with a well-timed through ball and a towering header.jim wrote:Yeah believe me I was dating Jenny there was constant momvement and alot of shifting angles (remember the corollary: The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat). I tried to exploit her movements, and definitely did some manipulation of space and time. It was not awesome, it lead to nothing worthwhile. It just caused pain.
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If it's that complicated I'm not interested. I'm a simple man. You can have it. I'm all about me.
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Agreed.trill wrote:Yep. The constant movement, shifting angles and geometric patterns, exploiting your opponents movement, the manipulation of space and timing, no stoppages in play except halftime, no commercials...it's awesome.AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:I could watch soccer forever and not get bored, even if the score stayed 0-0. I find it to be one of the more entertaining games to watch...seriously. There's always action.
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Re: Rant: Soccer
When we were in the UK, I saw the passion of the fans for the game. I think if I were in that environment I could get caught up in the enthusiasm and learn the nuances of the game.
Just don't have that over here.
Just don't have that over here.

