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jim wrote:
jim wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:We have nasty geese.
We have thousands and thousand of them. In fact we get a newsletter every year reminding us how aggressive they get in April/May. I searched employee injuries and found four incidents since 2000 that resulted in an injury where the employee lost work time. I've been chased twice, once I was walking on a very well traveled sidewalk between two buildings and I could see it coming - starting hissing and even though I went out of my way off the sidewalk and away from them he decided to chase me anyway. I called our grounds crew and as soon as I started to explain they finished my sentence - apparently the thing had attacked every single person in the past half hour. The other time I was chased I was off the beaten path and I stumbled on a nest.

btw - my dog Dizzy loved the goose turds. She ate them like milk bones dog biscuits. She would have feasted on them if I let her. Dogs mouths are cleaner than peoples you know.

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heyzeus wrote:
jim wrote:
jim wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:We have nasty geese.
We have thousands and thousand of them. In fact we get a newsletter every year reminding us how aggressive they get in April/May. I searched employee injuries and found four incidents since 2000 that resulted in an injury where the employee lost work time. I've been chased twice, once I was walking on a very well traveled sidewalk between two buildings and I could see it coming - starting hissing and even though I went out of my way off the sidewalk and away from them he decided to chase me anyway. I called our grounds crew and as soon as I started to explain they finished my sentence - apparently the thing had attacked every single person in the past half hour. The other time I was chased I was off the beaten path and I stumbled on a nest.

btw - my dog Dizzy loved the goose turds. She ate them like milk bones dog biscuits. She would have feasted on them if I let her. Dogs mouths are cleaner than peoples you know.

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Murder She wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
jim wrote:
jim wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:We have nasty geese.
We have thousands and thousand of them. In fact we get a newsletter every year reminding us how aggressive they get in April/May. I searched employee injuries and found four incidents since 2000 that resulted in an injury where the employee lost work time. I've been chased twice, once I was walking on a very well traveled sidewalk between two buildings and I could see it coming - starting hissing and even though I went out of my way off the sidewalk and away from them he decided to chase me anyway. I called our grounds crew and as soon as I started to explain they finished my sentence - apparently the thing had attacked every single person in the past half hour. The other time I was chased I was off the beaten path and I stumbled on a nest.

btw - my dog Dizzy loved the goose turds. She ate them like milk bones dog biscuits. She would have feasted on them if I let her. Dogs mouths are cleaner than peoples you know.

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Sometimes at the office I would see squirrels.

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Saw this guy tonight when I was leaving the office:

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I saw a coyote running across Gravois in South St Louis.

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I saw a werewolf in London.

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His hair was perfect?

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lukethedrifter wrote:His hair was perfect?
Kinda scruffy, actually, but he was eating at Lee Ho Fook's.

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lukethedrifter wrote:His hair was perfect?
JUMPED MY LINE. Way to play the straight man.

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