Re: Cutting off Conservative Friends:RANT
Posted: February 11 15, 3:13 pm
That character was the best.stlouie_lipp wrote:
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Re: Cutting off Conservative Friends:RANT
Posted: February 11 15, 3:41 pm
I'd be tempted to do a "Reply All" and simply paste in this link with no commentary:Radbird wrote:Today's emailCan you confirm this is an award-winning joke, Mort?WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!
It's the truth.
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Re: Cutting off Conservative Friends:RANT
Posted: February 11 15, 3:57 pm
My wife and I have been on a kick of watching this lately. Two episodes run back to back at 7pm. What a great show that was. 40 years later and the topics are still relevant.Freed Roger wrote:That character was the best.stlouie_lipp wrote:
Re: Cutting off Conservative Friends:RANT
Posted: February 11 15, 4:29 pm
I'm not sure it qualifies as a joke when the setup is so strange and elaborate. It's like they wrote the punchline first and then strained to have it make sense.Radbird wrote:Today's emailCan you confirm this is an award-winning joke, Mort?WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!
It's the truth.
Re: Cutting off Conservative Friends:RANT
Posted: February 11 15, 4:30 pm
thats exactly what it is (punchline first) and thats sloppy comedy
Re: Cutting off Conservative Friends:RANT
Posted: February 12 15, 10:59 am
We do love complicated, wordy, unfunny jokes about other countries' presidents, so while I didn't attend the "Best Joke In World" competition this year, I reckon it stood a good chance.Radbird wrote:Today's emailCan you confirm this is an award-winning joke, Mort?WINNING JOKE IN BRITAIN
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in Britain!
It's the truth.