Random musings

[Radbird]

Yeah, original versions only. I'm not hunting down some organic garlic with parmesan Ritz that only came out for a few months in 2013 in the pacific northwest.

So glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

[Freed Roger]

I see a lot of swisher sweets wrappers blowin around these days. Are people using them for or with something else?
Edit: i see from google that people cut them open to put weed kn them. A blunt. Der.
Am I the last to know this?

[Jocephus]

First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the [expletive] friend
Purchase a Phillie, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the [expletive] called the Phillie blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Phillie blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya [expletive]' fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results, mmmmmmmm....proper

[cardsfansince82]

I see a lot of swisher sweets wrappers blowin around these days. Are people using them for or with something else?
Edit: i see from google that people cut them open to put weed kn them. A blunt. Der.
Am I the last to know this?

My friends and I were doing that at least 15 years ago. Although we usually opted for Phillies blunts instead of Swishers because they were easier to roll.

[Jocephus]

when i was smoking dirty schwag blunts were fun. i like 'em every once in awhile though.

[heyzeus]

I wonder what it's like to work in, say, marketing for a company whose product is primarily discarded so that people can use your packaging to do drugs. "Phillies blunts...easily disposable so that you can put your weed in it!"

[Jocephus]

Owner: Hi can I help you?

Female Customer: Um yeah, what is this?

Owner: It’s a Katchina doll.

Female Customer: What’s that?

Owner: The hopi word ‘katsina’ or ‘katchina’ is used in 3 ways. It refers to spirit beings, the mass dancers who impersonate these beings, or the painted wooden figurines, which represent these dancers. The katchina was very important in the religious life of the ancient Pueblo people.

Female Customer: Wow that’s fascinating.

Owner: Yeah and you put your weed in there. [points to inside of object]

[MrCrowesGarden]

I wouldn't hate if the Apple Watch singer wandered off into a woodchipper.

[IMADreamer]

I just watched the first episode of The Newsroom. I have a feeling I've seen the best episode of The Newsroom.

[wart57]

I wonder if there is a curse on the Schwarber home run ball. The Cubs have not won since it was encased in plastic....