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You're sick, loljim wrote:Better than a stub?cards2468 wrote:They double as sex toys.

cards2468 wrote:You're sick, loljim wrote:Better than a stub?cards2468 wrote:They double as sex toys.
Welcome to the GRB olympic thread where we're discussing amputees stub blasting gymnasts.
Vidor wrote:I love it when we piss Canada off.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/five_ring_ci ... ccer_.html
I'm not one to crow about competitiveness most of the time. But that seems like pure smarts and competitiveness on Wambach's part. Hearing her account, it sounds pretty credible. Just trying to create every advantage possible. Akin to Alexander slicing the gordian knot, or Kirk's solution to the Kobayashi Maru. Okay, i may be getting carried away there. Also, a nerd.lukethedrifter wrote:Vidor wrote:I love it when we piss Canada off.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/five_ring_ci ... ccer_.html
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympics-- ... anada.html
It was no secret Canada's strategy against the deeper, more talented Americans was to slow the game down. That included, Wambach said, having goalkeeper Erin McLeod hold the ball as long as possible, even over 15 seconds at times during the first half. Soccer rules say the goalkeeper must get rid of the ball within six seconds.
[ Photos: U.S. defeats Canada in Olympic semifinal ]
During the second half, with the U.S. frantically trying to speed up the game while attempting multiple comebacks, Wambach began running near referee Christiana Pedersen and counting off the seconds that McLeod held the ball. She said she often got to 10 and into even the teens.
"I wasn't yelling. I was just counting," Wambach revealed Tuesday during an interview at the team hotel. "Probably did it five to seven times."
The last time came in the 78th minute, with Canada trying to milk a 3-2 lead. McLeod made a save, and Wambach began counting again.
"I got to 10 seconds right next to the referee, and at 10 seconds she blew the whistle," Wambach said.
The call was for delay of game. There was confusion on the field, because it was an exceedingly rare decision. Not another American or Canadian player or coach remembers the call ever being made, let alone in such crucial moments of an international tournament.
Regardless, the result was an indirect kick for the Americans inside the Canadian box. That kick wound up hitting a Canadian defender's hand, which meant a penalty kick for the Americans.
Wambach stepped up to the spot in the 80th minute and drilled a low shot off the left post and into the net to tie the game. In the final minute of stoppage time in the last overtime session, the USA's Alex Morgan headed a cross past McLeod for the incredible game winner.
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Canada fumed, both during and after the game. Canadian star Christine Sinclair went as far as to charge the referee with deciding before the game that she would do whatever it took to help the Americans win.
"We feel like we didn't lose," Sinclair said. "We feel like it was taken from us. It's a shame in a game like that, which is so important, that the ref decided the result before the game started."
McLeod, the goalkeeper, claimed she had the ball a far shorter time and the ref shouldn't have included the few seconds it took for her to get up off the ground. She also said she was never warned by Pedersen herself; she merely was given a general reminder about speeding up play from a linesman at halftime.
"We feel like we got robbed in this game," McLeod said.
Wambach disputes that, saying that after she started the counting routine Pedersen continually told McLeod to speed up play and McLeod would acknowledge it by raising her hand to the referee.
The more times Wambach counted, the more impossible it became for the referee to ignore the delays and thus not make the call.