GDT 9/12/15-Cardinals (Lynn) @ Reds (DeSclafani) 12:30 CDT

[MrSaigon]

At least it'll be super exciting when we play in the wacky wild Selig game.

cant wait to have to face cole in the selig game and then have to go against arrieta and lester in a five game series

If our offense can make these gangly Reds rookies look like Koufax, what could we do for those guys?

[MinorLeagueGuy]

Fact: 3 ugly series loses.

[Radbird]

Get Bruce home here and no Chapman. Whoever will probably strike out the side anyway.

[MrSaigon]

Get Bruce home here and no Chapman. Whoever will probably strike out the side anyway.

Shumaker?

Yes.

[Radbird]

This has got to be the bottom, doesn't it?

[MrSaigon]

[expletive] the Cardinals. [expletive] couldn't wina [expletive] ballgame if they scored more [expletive] runs than the other team.

Pa-expletiving-thetic.

God Dammit.

[heyzeus]

#wearepoopy

[MinorLeagueGuy]

Quit complaining.

[MrSaigon]

Wait.

Chapter 13 of the Matheny Manifesto is titled
'Play real expletivey for 10 days so your team will come closer to Jesus and stuff'

So this is going to turn around soon.

[sjgoten6]

Now I know how the pirates feel when we go against the division