First world problems

[cardsfantx]

i have $99 to spend on an HP touchpad that i don't even want, and no one will take my money

[haltz]

i have $99 to spend on an HP touchpad that i don't even want, and no one will take my money

hahaha

[slide_into_first]

You can't pluck the cheap seedless grapes from Fresh and Easy from the vine without a small piece of stem remaining on the grape so you have to pull that off, too.

[heyzeus]

They fixed the AC at work and now I'm really chilly.

How long do you have to work when you work? Seems like long days.

Got here at 7am. Will go home around 8 in the morning.

That's only an hour. No bigge.

[JL21]

I house-sat for a few days. The homeowners use a rougher toilet paper than the kind I normally use.

[lukethedrifter]

They fixed the AC at work and now I'm really chilly.

How long do you have to work when you work? Seems like long days.

Got here at 7am. Will go home around 8 in the morning.

That's only an hour. No bigge.

Still here. But it's my fault. I should have finished these TPS reports weeks ago.

[Smith Corks One]

I house-sat for a few days. The homeowners use a rougher toilet paper than the kind I normally use.

You think that's bad... I walked into the bathroom this morning to discover that I'm completely out of toilet paper. I had to use paper towels.

[Michael]

Because my passport was damaged, the renewal process has been annoying

[Hungary Jack]

Skip Schumaker gave up a home run to Aaron Miles on a rising 1-2 fastball.

[TGantz]

First day of classes yesterday. One of my professors is one of those guys that thinks he's funny so after he says something funny he does that huge gulp of breath, almost like a sigh, and chuckles. [expletive] annoying as [expletive].