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wart57 wrote:

haltz wrote:I've had a bunch of [expletive] up relationships, and it turns out I'm the common denominator in all of them.

That is where I am at now. It is me. Oh, well maybe I will get hit by a bus on the way to lunch later.

JackofDiamonds wrote:

wart57 wrote:

haltz wrote:I've had a bunch of [expletive] up relationships, and it turns out I'm the common denominator in all of them.

That is where I am at now. It is me. Oh, well maybe I will get hit by a bus on the way to lunch later.

Hopefully you will #flirtingwithyou

Fat_Bulldog wrote:Why don't you pack a picnic lunch with wine, cheese and crackers. Enjoy the nature.

Then go home alone, tuck your package between your legs and paint your nails while you cry.

cards2468 wrote:I've been seeing a girl that isn't crazy and it's scaring me.

wart57 wrote:No, the real problem is, women are bat [expletive] crazy.

I guess maybe I am a bad judge, My ex-wife was a [expletive] nutjob. My current wife is a [expletive] whacko, 3 of my 4 long term ex girlfriends are crazy, and 3 other chick's I went on a few dates with are bonkers......maybe only the crazies dig me....or I realy am a [expletive] [expletive] jerk ass basterd.

I am sure my daughters wil be crazy too, if they grow up under my wifes influence.

"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!"

wart57 wrote:

cards2468 wrote:I've been seeing a girl that isn't crazy and it's scaring me.

You just have not found the crazy yet.

Faceman wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:Why don't you pack a picnic lunch with wine, cheese and crackers. Enjoy the nature.

Then go home alone, tuck your package between your legs and paint your nails while you cry.

Just read the thread, and this pretty much made everyone come over to my office.

Gantz - just realize you guys are both really young and neither one of you know what the hell you are doing. Just have fun, don't put any pressure on it, and above all else, don't overthink it.

And yeah, try to get laid. She is waiting for you to try.

cards2468 wrote:

wart57 wrote:

cards2468 wrote:I've been seeing a girl that isn't crazy and it's scaring me.

You just have not found the crazy yet.

I've been seeing her for over a year, and so far the only crazy I've experienced is her friends, and slowly the 1's I don't like she's been cutting off as friends. I guess she's materialistic, but she doesn't expect me to buy her anything and she buys me drinks all the time.