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Audible farting at the urinals?

Acceptable. You're in the bathroom, right?
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Not acceptable. Take it to a stall, buddy.
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Elphie15 wrote:The things I read on this forum...
Michael was lamenting that there wasn't enough discussion. So I started one.

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Elphie15 wrote:The things I read on this forum...
Michael was lamenting that there wasn't enough discussion. So I started one.

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I'm glad we finally got to the bottom of this pressing issue.

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ThatGuy wrote:
StL Dan wrote:
Elphie15 wrote:The things I read on this forum...
Well well well.....look what the cat dragged in.
Was it an LOL cat?
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IM IN UR BATROOMS. SMELLIN UR FARTZ

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Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?

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Elphie15 wrote:Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?
Women don't fart elphie. It's not ladylike.

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Elphie15 wrote:Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?
It's irrelevent...but freaking hilarious.

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jim wrote:
Elphie15 wrote:Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?
Women don't fart elphie. It's not ladylike.
If a lady farts in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?

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Tambourine Man wrote:
jim wrote:
Elphie15 wrote:Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?
Women don't fart elphie. It's not ladylike.
If a lady farts in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?
If a woman farts at Lilith Fair (where there are no men around to hear it), is it still funny?

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Tambourine Man wrote:
jim wrote:
Elphie15 wrote:Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?
Women don't fart elphie. It's not ladylike.
If a lady farts in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?
If a woman farts at Lilith Fair (where there are no men around to hear it), is it still funny?

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No, but I've heard from Oprah that women's farts cure cancer.

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this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...


one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"

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