GatewayRedbirds.com

dangerous wrote:Does a porn movie audition count?

JERRY: She's into it.

GEORGE: Into what?

JERRY: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said
she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable.

JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.

GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that
you know me and have access to my dementia?

JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.

GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin
to do it?

JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes
everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to
grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new
bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.
I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.

JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

GEORGE: I know.

omaha_red wrote:i've never had sex

Jocephus wrote:

omaha_red wrote:i've never had sex

smelting accident?

omaha_red wrote:

Jocephus wrote:

omaha_red wrote:i've never had sex

smelting accident?

yes

Jocephus wrote:

omaha_red wrote:

Jocephus wrote:

omaha_red wrote:i've never had sex

smelting accident?

yes

and do you love gooooooooooollllllllllldddddddddddd?