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[doe_boy]

When I originally enrolled over at CT, I tried Pop n' Fresh and Doughboy, but those were already taken. Even 'doeboy' was already in use.

So, doe_boy was the next best thing. Brought it with me to GRB.



Would you like me to change it to 'mileshatah' or 'molinaalfred?'

[clement]

It's Planet, dammit!

Hey GRB, I've got something to say.
I really love the skilful way
You beat the other message boards,... on the Cardinals game day!

The Mississippi river is full of PP and I swam it, Planet
The future of our team looks like PP so let's plan it, Planet
So please don't call me a fluid you release in the can it, Planet
I've one thing to say and that's

It's Planet, Dammit, or I'll kill you...

The road to the World Series was long and I ran it, Planet
There's a fire in my heart and Pujols fans it, Planet
If there's one poster here who isn't full of PP then I am it, Planet
Now I've one thing to say and that's

It's Planet, Dammit, or I'll kill you...

Here's my replica World Series ring to prove that I'm no tro-oll
There's three fake diamels to make it glow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh P-L-A-N-E-T or I'll go OJ on you! Ooh-hoo!

[planet planet]

It's Planet, dammit!

Hey GRB, I've got something to say.
I really love the skilful way
You beat the other message boards,... on the Cardinals game day!

The Mississippi river is full of PP and I swam it, Planet
The future of our team looks like PP so let's plan it, Planet
So please don't call me a fluid you release in the can it, Planet
I've one thing to say and that's

It's Planet, Dammit, or I'll kill you...

The road to the World Series was long and I ran it, Planet
There's a fire in my heart and Pujols fans it, Planet
If there's one poster here who isn't full of PP then I am it, Planet
Now I've one thing to say and that's

It's Planet, Dammit, or I'll kill you...

Here's my replica World Series ring to prove that I'm no tro-oll
There's three fake diamels to make it glow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh P-L-A-N-E-T or I'll go OJ on you! Ooh-hoo!

That's genius, clement! Hear me roar! What's the rhythm, i.e. what song should I sing it to?

[clement]

That's genius, clement! Hear me roar! What's the rhythm, i.e. what song should I sing it to?

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[lukethedrifter]

doe_boy, you need this for your avatar

[wart57]

Wart is my name. May parents hated me.

[Cronos]

Wart is my name. May parents hated me.

It's okay. When you grow up, you'll be King Arthur.

[wart57]

Wart is my name. May parents hated me.

It's okay. When you grow up, you'll be King Arthur.

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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

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Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

[Bo Hart]

can one of the majority of users who do it explain the practice?!?!

I have a very unique and recognizable name and would feel weird putting it out there because I guarantee at least one person I know reads Cardinals message boards. I guess I really don't care if that happened, but I like the anonymity.

I can kind of relate. I fear using my real name because of how much I backstab "real life" friends on here. Fortunately, none of them are Cardinal fans so they'll probably never come here... but who knows? If they see me going here all the time maybe they'll wanna check it out and see what it's about one time.

[Cronos]

I don't use my real name on the internet for several reasons. First of all, it's fun to make up a callsign. Secondly, it gives you an anonymous moniker to protect yourself from things you might say. Third, if everyone used their own name it would get confusing and boring very quickly. Finally, it gives people a chance to be someone else, it's almost like an alter ego. This may sound silly, but in a way, Cronos can be witty, daring, bombastic and funny in a way that the person behind it never could be in real life. It's an escape, a way to reinvent oneself, truly.