Huggies Little Swimmer Diapers

[G. Keenan]

Kudos to all you parents out there but I am really glad all my kids have 4 legs

same here.. but the 2 legged kind is becoming intriguing to me lately..

So you're thinking about getting a pet monkey?

[KyCardinalFan]

Kudos to all you parents out there but I am really glad all my kids have 4 legs

Don't get me started on 4-legged creatures and poo. Despite a local ordinance, it is a problem in our front yard.

EDIT: I know it's an owner problem and not a pet problem. I'm a dog lover, really I am.

[ghostrunner]

I'm not child-phobic, I'm poop-In-swimming-pools-phobic.

I don't think the kids are letting anymore feces into the pool than anyone else.

Anyway, I think it's safe to say the parents would be more worried about explosive diarrhea than you are. So if they're putting the kid in the water then you're probably fine.

[planet planet]

So if they're putting the kid in the water then you're probably fine.

I call BS. How does a parent know when his/her kid is going to be hit with a bout of explosive diarrhea?

[jim]

My oldest was a lifeguard at the local pool. If they closed that thing down once, they closed it down a dozen times with some kid exploding in the pool.

[ghostrunner]

So if they're putting the kid in the water then you're probably fine.

I call BS. How does a parent know when his/her kid is going to be hit with a bout of explosive diarrhea?

First, this explosive diarrhea epidemic has not come our way yet, so perhaps I'm full of it.

Our son never had what I'd call diarrhea until he was about 2. His stomach hurt really bad to the point he was clutching it.
Babies all have something like diarrhea until a certain age, but it's a small amount and not in the least explosive. I'd feel perfectly safe getting in the water with a kid that had one of these on.

If I saw diarrhea escaping the diaper, I'd promptly move and hope I survived. Of course that does nothing for the famous "invisible diarrhea" which has been known to act as a living being and wrap it's stinky tentacles around it's prey.

[planet planet]

I'd feel perfectly safe getting in the water with a kid that had one of these on.

Which scenario would you feel safer?

[Hudler]

Anyone who's ever swam in Party Cove at Lake of the Ozarks know's why I don't swim in public places anymore. Cool water,cool water,cool water,WARM water....cool water,cool water.

[tscards]

This is a great thread!!

No baby-ruth's in the pool, please, or we'll need Bill Murray to clean, disinfect & eat!

[JL21]

That "Best in waterplay" slogan is hilarious.