Underpants Shopping Buffer Zone Interlopers

[Arthur Dent]

I'm not understanding why people are embarrased about this. You're not buying condoms right next to an 86 year old lady buying foot powder. Everyone wears underwear. OK, most people.

It's just weird sifting through packs of boxer shorts to find one with the greatest number of desirable patterns while someone watches you. I don't like strangers seeing me put thought into my underwear.

Strike up a conversation. It couldn't hurt to get additional opinions on your underwear choices.

[G. Keenan]

I'm not understanding why people are embarrased about this. You're not buying condoms right next to an 86 year old lady buying foot powder. Everyone wears underwear. OK, most people.

It's just weird sifting through packs of boxer shorts to find one with the greatest number of desirable patterns while someone watches you. I don't like strangers seeing me put thought into my underwear.

Strike up a conversation. It couldn't hurt to get additional opinions on your underwear choices.

Ask the person which pair she/he would prefer to see me in.

[Popeye_Card]

Also, god forbid, you find a pack that has desirable patterns and in your haste to get away from prying eyes, you don't notice that they are open fly or even worse, no fly.
This is why I never rush.

The open flys are much prefered by this gentleman. Except for boxer briefs (which I don' think even come in open fly varieties), for exercise purposes.

[Dillagii]

Why are you looking through the underwear from store? Just grab a pack, go home and try it out and if it doesnt fit return it

[StatmanCrothers]

an easy solution to this problem is to pull a pair of the underwear on, right over your other clothes. Leave them on while you browse, no other shoppers will come near you.

this always works, even if you aren't shopping for underwear.

[docellis]

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[planet planet]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

[docellis]

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[sighyoung]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

[G. Keenan]

after reading this thread I have decided that the next time someone infringes on my underwear selection zone I am going to start putting them on my head and acting like i am scoping out how well they fit my head.

I'll do you one better. After making my selection, I will take the underwear I'm wearing off and put them on my head.

No skid marks, please.

Ewwwwwwww.