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Re: Fake Boobs

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lukethedrifter wrote:
thrill wrote:A really well done boob job can be a beautiful thing.
So describe well done. I just hate implants that don't look or feel like breasts, e.g. grossly disproportionate, skin too tight, too far apart, bad shape, scars, rigidity.
give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

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lukethedrifter wrote:
thrill wrote:A really well done boob job can be a beautiful thing.
So describe well done. I just hate implants that don't look or feel like breasts, e.g. grossly disproportionate, skin too tight, too far apart, bad shape, scars, rigidity.
Well first, my thing with boobs is that they need to fit the girl's vibe. I don't know how to explain it, but some women look good with big ones and some look better with small ones. It all depends.

A well done boob job starts with the technical side. It must be done by a skilled surgeon, they must be symmetrical (non-symmetrical boobs aren't a big deal if they are natural but if you're going with the fakes, they have to be mirrored images), they must not be bulging taut and most importantly they have to hang like a perky set of real boobs. If they look like they are being held up by a wonderbra when they are au natural, it doesn't look right.

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Re: Fake Boobs

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thrill wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
thrill wrote:A really well done boob job can be a beautiful thing.
So describe well done. I just hate implants that don't look or feel like breasts, e.g. grossly disproportionate, skin too tight, too far apart, bad shape, scars, rigidity.
Well first, my thing with boobs is that they need to fit the girl's vibe. I don't know how to explain it, but some women look good with big ones and some look better with small ones. It all depends.

A well done boob job starts with the technical side. It must be done by a skilled surgeon, they must be symmetrical (non-symmetrical boobs aren't a big deal if they are natural but if you're going with the fakes, they have to be mirrored images), they must not be bulging taut and most importantly they have to hang like a perky set of real boobs. If they look like they are being held up by a wonderbra when they are au natural, it doesn't look right.
Exactly. And way too many women- and most of them on that retarded swimsuit competition- get bad ones and would look far better with their originals.

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When I worked as a shelf stocker, it was considered a boob job.

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thrill wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
thrill wrote:A really well done boob job can be a beautiful thing.
So describe well done. I just hate implants that don't look or feel like breasts, e.g. grossly disproportionate, skin too tight, too far apart, bad shape, scars, rigidity.
Well first, my thing with boobs is that they need to fit the girl's vibe. I don't know how to explain it, but some women look good with big ones and some look better with small ones. It all depends.

A well done boob job starts with the technical side. It must be done by a skilled surgeon, they must be symmetrical (non-symmetrical boobs aren't a big deal if they are natural but if you're going with the fakes, they have to be mirrored images), they must not be bulging taut and most importantly they have to hang like a perky set of real boobs. If they look like they are being held up by a wonderbra when they are au natural, it doesn't look right.
so you'd rather take big and fake over small and real?

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omaha_red wrote:so you'd rather take big and fake over small and real?
As long as it's a good job, I'd rather them be fake.

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omaha_red wrote:so you'd rather take big and fake over small and real?
If they fit the girl and it's well done, sure.

A byproduct of a boob job for some women is that it raises their confidence and brings them out of their shell. If a girl with small boobs is confident and outgoing already, then I'm going to notice her regardless of cup size. If it takes some alteration to help someone realize their self worth, then that is a good thing for them. Obviously its superficial and ideally the person would realize they have so much to offer without the surgery, but unfortunately that isn't possible for some people.

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lukethedrifter wrote:Must I make this a poll question in order to get a serious discourse on the merits and demerits of fake boobery? I know what it is! You guys love 'em and you're ashamed to admit it.
Why in the world would I be ashamed to admit I love boobs, real or fake.

Some look ridiculous, but a fake boob is still much better than no boob at all. As long as they don't look like softballs hanging in a sock, we're golden.

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phinstd wrote:As long as they don't look like softballs hanging in a sock, we're golden.
this is sig worthy

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If there's a problem - like deflated boobs that are flattened like cow patties after a few kids - sure, get them fixed. But to take a perfectly good set of boobs and undergo the knife just to make them bigger - well, that's completely unnecessary and, IMHO, those usually look worse afterwards.

So, I guess I agree with omaha.
omaha_red wrote:give me tiny and real over big and fake any day of the week

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