my own deep laceration

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tothebeach08 wrote:
JL21 wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:
JL21 wrote:I love how discussion about bloody "taters" evolved into discussion about food in about 2 posts.
This is exactly what I was going to say. The guy talks about his bloody balls and/or nugget pouch and it turns into food talk. That's hot, throw in some beer talk now and the day will be complete. What beer is best served in this situation?
If I rip my mail pouch, I want whiskey. Lots of it. And a friend that can keep a secret.
I'm not sure you have friends that can keep secrets. Aren't you the one who's friend was going to prop your dead body up in his front window and put strange things in your mouth? All in the name of entertainment of course....

No that was what TFG was going to do that to him. TFG is no ones friend and he likes it that way. :wink:
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tothebeach08 wrote:I'm not sure you have friends that can keep secrets. Aren't you the one who's friend was going to prop your dead body up in his front window and put strange things in your mouth? All in the name of entertainment of course....
As long as it's not a penis and it makes people laugh, I'm cool with that.

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JL21 wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:I'm not sure you have friends that can keep secrets. Aren't you the one who's friend was going to prop your dead body up in his front window and put strange things in your mouth? All in the name of entertainment of course....
As long as it's not a penis and it makes people laugh, I'm cool with that.
Of course you would be dead so would you really care? But it's great that your so up for making the whole world smile. Your like a hero.....

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JL21 wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:I'm not sure you have friends that can keep secrets. Aren't you the one who's friend was going to prop your dead body up in his front window and put strange things in your mouth? All in the name of entertainment of course....
As long as it's not a penis and it makes people laugh, I'm cool with that.
I make no promises...


/you gotta perdy mouth

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So you were nakedly walking over metal rods and we're talking tater tots. Is this another one of your wife's great ideas?

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It could be worse, Omaha. What if you had mashed your taters?

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Spider John wrote:It could be worse, Omaha. What if you had mashed your taters?

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that would have been a lumpy situation..

/man i am turning into wart

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omaha_red wrote:i was walking the other day with my pants off and
i tried to walk over some metal rods that were sticking
up in my livingroom.. i got a deep laceratioin right between
my taters.. it hurt.. but i'm okay..
Did this ever clear up?

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JL21 wrote:
omaha_red wrote:i was walking the other day with my pants off and
i tried to walk over some metal rods that were sticking
up in my livingroom.. i got a deep laceratioin right between
my taters.. it hurt.. but i'm okay..
Did this ever clear up?

yes and no

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omaha_red wrote:
JL21 wrote:
omaha_red wrote:i was walking the other day with my pants off and
i tried to walk over some metal rods that were sticking
up in my livingroom.. i got a deep laceratioin right between
my taters.. it hurt.. but i'm okay..
Did this ever clear up?

yes and no
Cauterize the wound with a soldering iron, then.

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