Rant: People who smell but don't know they smell

[TheoSqua]

Warning: This is really gross.

When I worked at wal-mart, I used to have to move the little motorized carts back from the lot to their charging location and stuff like that. One day this BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady comes in and wants to use the cart. She is literally bigger than the cart. I mean she had to weigh 5-600 pounds, at least. When she sat down on the cart it tipped forward slightly and was mostly only on the front two wheels, with the back ones lifting up off the ground.

Anyway this lady shopped in the store for like 3 hours. Inevitably the first cart she used ended up running out of battery before she was done shopping. I brought the second one back to her while another guy brought the first one back up to the charging station. The store only had two motorized carts, one was out of order cause she broke it and she was using the other one. This cranky old lady came in to go shopping and demanded a cart. Since the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady was using the only functional one, she had to wait till she was done. This took about 30 minutes.

So when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman finally got done she wheeled her cart up where I was so I could move it to the charging station for the old cranky lady that was waiting for it. Well when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman stood up this big line of goo was stuck between her and the seat and finally as she started walking away it all fell on the seat. I have no idea what it was, but the whole seat smelled horrible and was soaked with this thick white gooey substance (think more like wood glue, not semen) but it most definitely came out of the woman's pants.

Me and the guy who was helping me were totally grossed out. He went to grab some cleaning stuff (and a LOT of paper towels) so we could clean up the chair before cranky old lady sat in it. But cranky old lady was too impatient. She came up to me and started yelling about it taking so long and asked where the chair is. I told her it was the one that we just moved over, but that she should wait until we clean it up. She said she wasn't waiting anymore and went and sat in the chair and on top of the disgusting bodily goo.

Yeah, that was gross.

[cards2468]

Warning: This is really gross.

When I worked at wal-mart, I used to have to move the little motorized carts back from the lot to their charging location and stuff like that. One day this BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady comes in and wants to use the cart. She is literally bigger than the cart. I mean she had to weigh 5-600 pounds, at least. When she sat down on the cart it tipped forward slightly and was mostly only on the front two wheels, with the back ones lifting up off the ground.

Anyway this lady shopped in the store for like 3 hours. Inevitably the first cart she used ended up running out of battery before she was done shopping. I brought the second one back to her while another guy brought the first one back up to the charging station. The store only had two motorized carts, one was out of order cause she broke it and she was using the other one. This cranky old lady came in to go shopping and demanded a cart. Since the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady was using the only functional one, she had to wait till she was done. This took about 30 minutes.

So when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman finally got done she wheeled her cart up where I was so I could move it to the charging station for the old cranky lady that was waiting for it. Well when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman stood up this big line of goo was stuck between her and the seat and finally as she started walking away it all fell on the seat. I have no idea what it was, but the whole seat smelled horrible and was soaked with this thick white gooey substance (think more like wood glue, not semen) but it most definitely came out of the woman's pants.

Me and the guy who was helping me were totally grossed out. He went to grab some cleaning stuff (and a LOT of paper towels) so we could clean up the chair before cranky old lady sat in it. But cranky old lady was too impatient. She came up to me and started yelling about it taking so long and asked where the chair is. I told her it was the one that we just moved over, but that she should wait until we clean it up. She said she wasn't waiting anymore and went and sat in the chair and on top of the disgusting bodily goo.

Yeah, that was gross.

Ugh that's gross. I hate working retail, I have nightmarish stories from working at Dick's... mostly involving vomit and apathetic parents

[TheoSqua]

Warning: This is really gross.

When I worked at wal-mart, I used to have to move the little motorized carts back from the lot to their charging location and stuff like that. One day this BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady comes in and wants to use the cart. She is literally bigger than the cart. I mean she had to weigh 5-600 pounds, at least. When she sat down on the cart it tipped forward slightly and was mostly only on the front two wheels, with the back ones lifting up off the ground.

Anyway this lady shopped in the store for like 3 hours. Inevitably the first cart she used ended up running out of battery before she was done shopping. I brought the second one back to her while another guy brought the first one back up to the charging station. The store only had two motorized carts, one was out of order cause she broke it and she was using the other one. This cranky old lady came in to go shopping and demanded a cart. Since the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady was using the only functional one, she had to wait till she was done. This took about 30 minutes.

So when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman finally got done she wheeled her cart up where I was so I could move it to the charging station for the old cranky lady that was waiting for it. Well when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman stood up this big line of goo was stuck between her and the seat and finally as she started walking away it all fell on the seat. I have no idea what it was, but the whole seat smelled horrible and was soaked with this thick white gooey substance (think more like wood glue, not semen) but it most definitely came out of the woman's pants.

Me and the guy who was helping me were totally grossed out. He went to grab some cleaning stuff (and a LOT of paper towels) so we could clean up the chair before cranky old lady sat in it. But cranky old lady was too impatient. She came up to me and started yelling about it taking so long and asked where the chair is. I told her it was the one that we just moved over, but that she should wait until we clean it up. She said she wasn't waiting anymore and went and sat in the chair and on top of the disgusting bodily goo.

Yeah, that was gross.

Ugh that's gross. I hate working retail, I have nightmarish stories from working at Dick's... mostly involving vomit and apathetic parents

Yeah man, that's not even the grossest thing to ever happen to me while working there. I can think of 3-4 things more gross, actually.

[cards2468]

Warning: This is really gross.

When I worked at wal-mart, I used to have to move the little motorized carts back from the lot to their charging location and stuff like that. One day this BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady comes in and wants to use the cart. She is literally bigger than the cart. I mean she had to weigh 5-600 pounds, at least. When she sat down on the cart it tipped forward slightly and was mostly only on the front two wheels, with the back ones lifting up off the ground.

Anyway this lady shopped in the store for like 3 hours. Inevitably the first cart she used ended up running out of battery before she was done shopping. I brought the second one back to her while another guy brought the first one back up to the charging station. The store only had two motorized carts, one was out of order cause she broke it and she was using the other one. This cranky old lady came in to go shopping and demanded a cart. Since the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG lady was using the only functional one, she had to wait till she was done. This took about 30 minutes.

So when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman finally got done she wheeled her cart up where I was so I could move it to the charging station for the old cranky lady that was waiting for it. Well when the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG woman stood up this big line of goo was stuck between her and the seat and finally as she started walking away it all fell on the seat. I have no idea what it was, but the whole seat smelled horrible and was soaked with this thick white gooey substance (think more like wood glue, not semen) but it most definitely came out of the woman's pants.

Me and the guy who was helping me were totally grossed out. He went to grab some cleaning stuff (and a LOT of paper towels) so we could clean up the chair before cranky old lady sat in it. But cranky old lady was too impatient. She came up to me and started yelling about it taking so long and asked where the chair is. I told her it was the one that we just moved over, but that she should wait until we clean it up. She said she wasn't waiting anymore and went and sat in the chair and on top of the disgusting bodily goo.

Yeah, that was gross.

Ugh that's gross. I hate working retail, I have nightmarish stories from working at Dick's... mostly involving vomit and apathetic parents

Yeah man, that's not even the grossest thing to ever happen to me while working there. I can think of 3-4 things more gross, actually.

Yea, I became apathetic towards people after working at Dick's. It really shined light on the worst side of humans.