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Arthur Dent wrote:
thrill wrote:Smoke a joint and masturbate.
I feel that this solution hasn't gotten enough attention.
I thought about sig'ing it but I really like my Palin/Giants one.
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Arthur Dent wrote:
thrill wrote:Smoke a joint and masturbate.
I feel that this solution hasn't gotten enough attention.
Apart from passing out from excessive drinking, it's the next best thing.
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masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
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Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No one is around for sex, so that's out. Masturbation doesn't put me to sleep it just gets me all hyped up.
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Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No wonder I've never had insomnia and I'm tired 7 or 8 times a day.
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tothebeach08 wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No one is around for sex, so that's out.
I've long been a proponent for charitable organizations that should be established to take care of this national, pervasive problem.
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Cronos69 wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No one is around for sex, so that's out.
I've long been a proponent for charitable organizations that should be established to take care of this national, pervasive problem.
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JCShutout wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No one is around for sex, so that's out.
I've long been a proponent for charitable organizations that should be established to take care of this national, pervasive problem.
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tothebeach08 wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No one is around for sex, so that's out. Masturbation doesn't put me to sleep it just gets me all hyped up.
Gotta do it twice or three times...switch arms though, otherwise you'll wake up sore.



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TimeForGuinness wrote:
tothebeach08 wrote:
Magneto2.0 wrote:masturbation or sex actually does work for insomnia.
No one is around for sex, so that's out. Masturbation doesn't put me to sleep it just gets me all hyped up.
Gotta do it twice or three times...switch arms though, otherwise you'll wake up sore.


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HA HA...multiple times.
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