Rant: Southwest Airlines / Old People

[Jocephus]

when im old im gonna beat punk kids with my hickory stick

[UK]

Despite being a nerd, you'll always be cool with me b/c of rants like these. Discount airlines with 1st class are the way to go, fwiw. Airtran blows but I know the day of the flight I can sit 1st class for basically being a rewards member or pay the 45.00 if I've used my miles.

Thanks I think

No problem!

[haltz]

My animosity towards confused old people feels vindicated.

What do you mean?

Just that its frustrating driving near them, shopping near them etc. They tend to be slow and indecicive. I know I'll be there one day, presuming I live that long, but its still frustrating nontheless.

You cleaned up the joke and answered seriously. Awesome.

[Leroy]

My animosity towards confused old people feels vindicated.

What do you mean?

Just that its frustrating driving near them, shopping near them etc. They tend to be slow and indecicive. I know I'll be there one day, presuming I live that long, but its still frustrating nontheless.

You cleaned up the joke and answered seriously. Awesome.

That's what I was thinking.

[Tambourine Man]

This is just further proof that not all veggies travel well. They start to stink when you leave'em out in the open for too long.

[sighyoung]

My animosity towards confused old people feels vindicated.

What do you mean?

Just that its frustrating driving near them, shopping near them etc. They tend to be slow and indecicive. I know I'll be there one day, presuming I live that long, but its still frustrating nontheless.

I still remember the day an old lady crashed into a post office and narrowly missed hitting my son. She confused gears, panicked, and mashed on the gas instead of the brake. She's off the road now, thank goodness.

[cards2468]

I whole heartedly agree with TFG. I know the fairs are so reasonable, but I get so angry when I get to my terminal and there's a long line MORE THAN AN HOUR BEFORE THE FLIGHT. I just want to sit down and relax before my flight, maybe even go grab a drink or something and watch the news. I don't want to sit on the floor in a long line of people with luggage around me like I'm homeless. I'm willing to spend a few extra bucks for assigned seating where I don't have to show up to my terminal until it's time to board.

[lukethedrifter]

This thread should be merged with the Mile High Club thread. I think it's gross when old people are doing the nasty on your flight to Phoenix.

[docellis]

How many old people could you take on at one time? If they all attacked at the same time?

[sighyoung]

when im old im gonna beat punk kids with my hickory stick

You'll probably just beat the hickory stick.