Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

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Feline Friends as Fine Dining?

Yes
21
46%
No
10
22%
I'd eat cat for a lot less
12
26%
Cats are already a staple of my diet
2
4%
Cats are both nutritious and delicious
1
2%
 
Total votes: 46

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JL21
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Re: Would you eat a McKitten for $5,000?

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Follow up questions.

1) Could you still eat the cat if you knew the cat? Could you eat your friends' cat, or neighbor's cat?

2) Does the presence of a catchy name for the dish make you more likely to eat it, or less likely to eat it? If it was Kitten McNuggets, McKitten, or General Tso's Kitten, would you be more likely to eat that? Or less?

3) How would you prepare and eat cat?

I'm pretty sure I'd want it ground up like a burger, served with bacon and cheese or something. If it was like a roast pig with an apple in the mouth, I couldn't eat that.

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If the cat was being specifically killed to be served to me, I would have trouble doing that. If it was alreayd dead and cooked and being served and my eating it would have no affect on the life of the cat, i'd totally do it for 5 grand.

Only way i'd eat my cat or my neighbor's cat would be if I was starving and had no food alternatives. Then I don't care whose cat it is, it's going down.

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pop_haines wrote:
JL21 wrote: 3) How would you prepare and eat cat?
I'd curry the heck out of it.
My eyes are watering...

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I've eaten alligator, rattlesnake and rooster testicles, so I can probably eat a kitten.

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yes, but only if it's free range and organic.

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Spider John wrote:I've eaten alligator, rattlesnake and rooster testicles, so I can probably eat a kitten.
I'll see your rooster testicles and raise you cured donkey.

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jim wrote:
Spider John wrote:I've eaten alligator, rattlesnake and rooster testicles, so I can probably eat a kitten.
I'll see your rooster testicles and raise you cured donkey.
sea urchin, raw

I've also had cow tongue

I can go on and on and on, I've eaten some weird things.

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i say it has to be served like this.
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G. Keenan wrote:For $5,000? Hell yes.

I think we need a poll for how much it would cost for you to eat some human meat.
At what time of the month?

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By the way, the "I would eat one for a lot less" is a stupid option. If someone offered me $5000, why on earth would I say, "Oh, please, I'd eat one for $20"?

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