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cards2468 wrote:I order the largest portion of red meat available to exert my masculinity. I also strike my waiter/waitress if they make eye contact with me.

This always works.

I'll order like a grilled chicken sandwich and a salad or something like that. I guess sissy was too strong, but mainly just saying I don't order a big ass steak. Especially on the first date. I'm trying to get her to like me because I'm funny and charming, not because I have the same entertainment value as a National Geographic special on lions.

I always order the steak and then order the salad and a coffee for my date. Then strike my waiter/waitress whether or not they look at me. They're the help, I will exert my authority.

I usually take a girl to Ponderosa. If I'm looking for something upscale, Fogo de Chao.

No matter what she orders, it's always a good idea to suggest to her that she might have an eating disorder.

If she orders something light, talk about the dangers of anorexia.

If she orders a heavier meal, tell her it's okay if she needs to take time to purge.

Also, just an idea to keep the conversation flow going strong during dinner.

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TGantz wrote:I'll order like a grilled chicken sandwich and a salad or something like that. I guess sissy was too strong, but mainly just saying I don't order a big ass steak. Especially on the first date. I'm trying to get her to like me because I'm funny and charming, not because I have the same entertainment value as a National Geographic special on lions.

Seriously, just make sure you're not ordering like the cheapest thing on the menu. For a girl that's super annoying.

TGantz wrote:I'll order like a grilled chicken sandwich and a salad or something like that. I guess sissy was too strong, but mainly just saying I don't order a big ass steak. Especially on the first date. I'm trying to get her to like me because I'm funny and charming, not because I have the same entertainment value as a National Geographic special on lions.

A sandwich? On a date?

Ok, first off. You've apparently been going on lunch dates. Nix those. Lunch dates don't lead to anything for the guy. And for the girl it shows a lack of seriousness on the guy's part. Lunch isn't serious. Dinner is serious. Always push for dinner dates.

Michael wrote:

TGantz wrote:I'll order like a grilled chicken sandwich and a salad or something like that. I guess sissy was too strong, but mainly just saying I don't order a big ass steak. Especially on the first date. I'm trying to get her to like me because I'm funny and charming, not because I have the same entertainment value as a National Geographic special on lions.

Seriously, just make sure you're not ordering like the cheapest thing on the menu. For a girl that's super annoying.

So we're taking the girls point of view / feelings into consideration now?

Michael wrote:

TGantz wrote:I'll order like a grilled chicken sandwich and a salad or something like that. I guess sissy was too strong, but mainly just saying I don't order a big ass steak. Especially on the first date. I'm trying to get her to like me because I'm funny and charming, not because I have the same entertainment value as a National Geographic special on lions.

Seriously, just make sure you're not ordering like the cheapest thing on the menu. For a girl that's super annoying.

I didn't order like that because of the money. But anyway, I don't know why I'm talking like I have a routine. I haven't dated since high school. When I dated then I was a awkward teenager with barely any money and we were going to Chilis or something. It'll be different now.

We hadn't really decided on a place. Where should we go?

EDIT- I haven't gone on first dates since high school. I had the same girlfriend for four years and I'm only 21, so I'm not very experienced with this sort of thing.