BOLD PREDICTIONS 2026

[TGantz]

Shut up wart.

Not so bold prediction...

One down, four to go!

Should probably knock out the Chip one within the first few innings of this game

[Famous Mortimer]

Dinsdale!

[wart57]

Dinsdale!

And what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator...

[wart57]

Walker got a hit! I am on fire! One more steal for Scott and you can call me Nostra dumbass.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Nothing strange from Chip? It's been two hours already!

[wart57]

VSII SB

[ghostrunner]

The Cardinals belief in dinosaurs wins them the division

[Radbird]

I thought we traded away all of our dinosaurs

[sighyoung]

I thought we traded away all of our dinosaurs

Plus, we let the Lizard King Mike Mikolas become a free agent.

[heyzeus]

It's time, GatewayRedbirdians. It's time to predict the future. But not with sensible, well reasoned arguments. No. Get the [expletive] out of here. It's time for BOLD PREDICTIONS. Put yourself down on the permanent record of time (or at least til we forget to pay our server host and this all disappears)

Wetherholt is on the roster all year and finishes second in ROY voting,
Beef jerky makes a surprising comeback.
Dustin May had a 3.50 ERA and is traded by early August.
That thing on the back of your neck? You finally get it looked at, and it's benign, thankfully.
Nelson Velazquez has an .850 OPS
The Cardinals lose 100 games for the first time since Teddy Roosevelt was president.
a Family Matters musical is all the craze on Broadway.
Quinn Matthews is in the rotation by May and looks good, actually (fine, he wasn't up in May)
Every Yankee suffers a significant injury. Yes, all of them.
Spain shuts down the Strait of Gibraltar, just for the [expletive] of it
Victor Scott steals 45 bases but also hits .200 so (do minor league numbers count?)

Hey gang, since it's the end of the season (as we know it) (and I feel fine), it's time to dust this thread off and do some good ol' fashioned GLOATING. What did you get right? Where did you fail miserably? How much weight did you gain? Why am I talking so loud? Let's find out!

I've bolded my best predictions. Just ignore all the other stuff, please.