Random musings

[lukethedrifter]

I wonder why thread is in Rants and Raves.

I often wondered this myself/

[stlouie_lipp]

I haven't carried keys with me since I bought my townhouse back in 2008. I honestly don't know if I have a key to my house. My cleaning lady has one, and a buddy of mine who crashed at my place for a couple months has one. I'm sure I have one somewhere, but I'd have to look for it.

Why does the cleaning lady need one?

She comes when I'm at work. I used to leave it under the mat, but after forgetting to leave it a couple times I just told her to hang on to it.

I get that. You must use the garage door opener then?

Yeah, if the power goes out I'm [expletive].

[stlouie_lipp]

I haven't carried keys with me since I bought my townhouse back in 2008. I honestly don't know if I have a key to my house. My cleaning lady has one, and a buddy of mine who crashed at my place for a couple months has one. I'm sure I have one somewhere, but I'd have to look for it.

Why does the cleaning lady need one?

She comes when I'm at work. I used to leave it under the mat, but after forgetting to leave it a couple times I just told her to hang on to it.

Where do you leave the butler's key, or is it one of those live-in situations?

Separate quarters.

[Freed Roger]

Unrandom thought on random musings: Most, if not all my musings are non-random, but specific or particular to something that I can ID. Even something that just frequently pops into my head, like "I need to take a dump" or " that chick looks like she'd be a good roll in the hay" "how much time left in this workday?" -it's not really random. If all the sudden, I started wondering about thread counts on bed sheets, that might be random.

If I had a random musing, by the time I type it out, it's not random anymore. Look, I just edited my post.
What the hell truly is a random musing?

[wart57]

Unrandom thought on random musings: Most, if not all my musings are non-random, but specific or particular to something that I can ID. Even something that just frequently pops into my head, like "I need to take a dump" or " that chick looks like she'd be a good roll in the hay" "how much time left in this workday?" -it's not really random. If all the sudden, I started wondering about thread counts on bed sheets, that might be random.

If I had a random musing, by the time I type it out, it's not random anymore. Look, I just edited my post.
What the hell truly is a random musing?

This is a thread for random things. The musings themselves my not be random to you, but you can post on random topics.

[Arthur Dent]

Unrandom thought on random musings: Most, if not all my musings are non-random, but specific or particular to something that I can ID. Even something that just frequently pops into my head, like "I need to take a dump" or " that chick looks like she'd be a good roll in the hay" "how much time left in this workday?" -it's not really random. If all the sudden, I started wondering about thread counts on bed sheets, that might be random.

If I had a random musing, by the time I type it out, it's not random anymore. Look, I just edited my post.
What the hell truly is a random musing?

Moving this to the musings on randomness thread.

[Freed Roger]

I think I got a random thought: Missouri license plates have THE worst design. boring and non-descript. Instead of just plain ole white, it's got some muted light blue fading in there. The state name barely visible up top and some sort of tiny non-cardinal bird on the bottom -both of them partially or fully obscured by the license plate frames that my fellow dumb [expletive] from Missouri illogically feel compelled to use.

[Jocephus]

You ever notice how the board will have 115 viewers at 3pm on a Friday but only 13 registered users?

STRANGE

[themiddle54]

You ever notice how the board will have 115 viewers at 3pm on a Friday but only 13 registered users?

STRANGE

Remember when the board was gonna shut down before Kyle saved the day and people came out of the woodwork all like "I've never posted here but I read this forum every day."? Think about how STRANGE it is that those people get a little bit of their daily news from all of us idiots with too much time on our hands arguing about baseball and stuff.

[Secret Weapon]

Playing sporting events in venues meant for other sports seems to be all the rage now, but it seems like actually attending one of these type of games has to suck. I can't imagine most of the 150k at the NASCAR track for this college football game tonight can't see [expletive].