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Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 14 17, 11:03 am
by thrill
Hoot45 wrote:
thrill wrote:The year is 2040. The world is burning as the second robot war wages. The enemy gathers strength in it's capitol, Ballpark Village, Missouri, as the forces of man rally across the river for one final assault on their robot overlords.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Anaheim of the Los Angeles District, Albert Pujols' contract is just coming to an end.
lmao

Cyborg Pujols is totally worth his AAV tho.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 14 17, 11:06 am
by TimeForGuinness
Hoot45 wrote:
thrill wrote:The year is 2040. The world is burning as the second robot war wages. The enemy gathers strength in it's capitol, Ballpark Village, Missouri, as the forces of man rally across the river for one final assault on their robot overlords.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Anaheim of the Los Angeles District, Albert Pujols' contract is just coming to an end.
...while in NYC, Cyborg Bobby Bonilla is still cashing paychecks from the Mets.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 14 17, 11:07 am
by ZigZagCardsFan
I, for one, welcome our new payroll-flexible overlords.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 14 17, 12:23 pm
by Farewell Friends
I guess Jacob Wilson has moved on to the Nats organization.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 15 17, 8:54 am
by Swirls
Didn't see it on here anywhere, but Fernando Rodney signed with the Twins. 1 year, $4.5MM with incentives potentially bumping it up to $6MM.

Pretty solid deal overall when compared to what "bona fide" closers are getting these days.

https://www.mlb.com/twins/news/twins-si ... -263538566

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 15 17, 12:30 pm
by Tim

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 15 17, 12:32 pm
by Big Amoco Sign
Time for the Phillies to make a leap. Braves, Marlins, and Mets will not be very good.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 15 17, 12:33 pm
by Tim
Big Amoco Sign wrote:Time for the Phillies to make a leap. Braves, Marlins, and Mets will not be very good.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 15 17, 12:35 pm
by Big Amoco Sign
Steep for 2016 Piscotty level production.

Re: "not worthy of its own thread" offseason thread

Posted: December 15 17, 12:46 pm
by Fat Strat
Tim wrote:
Big Amoco Sign wrote:Time for the Phillies to make a leap. Braves, Marlins, and Mets will not be very good.
Ok, well that’s more than I would have wanted him for. Let’s grab Longoria.