Random musings

[sighyoung]

My manager sent me an email today that closed with "sorry for the incontinence". Should I assume it was an autocorrect/spellcheck thing for "inconvenience" or should I be concerned for her well being?

It may be a warning to turn off all electronics, for fear of sparking an explosion.

[Fat_Bulldog]

I think the apology is only for those who may have sat in the chair after her.

No apology required for me.

[wart57]

I'm going to assume wart's wife found GRB and he's now strapped to a bed with broken, mangled feet like that guy in Misery.

Thank god she has no desire to look at Cardinal stuff, or I would be a dead man.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

This frozen snapple apple sorbet bar we give little aw has an aftertaste a lot like my woodford reserve. No wonder they work so well for teething.

[Michael]

4 days in to my diet I'm proud to report I'm still fat.

Still chubby as hell, but my husky sized pants are getting looser.

[IMADreamer]

Tonight, thanks to the game Cards Against Humanity I learned what an "Alabama Hot Pocket" is. Do yourself a favor and don't look that one up.

[JL21]

I bet Nazis [expletive] LOVED pie charts.

[Jocephus]

my herb guy is out of the game.

damn it.

[Michael]

What kind of prices did you pay? Did you get a volume discount?

[Jocephus]

$60 for an 1/8th.

no i did not.