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Seriously, just stare at them side-by-side and your eye is inevitably drawn to FRBG.

Busty McHotty has fake ones...FRBG all the way!

FRBG, obviously.

When you look at the results on NSBB it's obvious that their choice in girls is just as bad as their choice in baseball teams.

I've never thought much of FRBG, and our Rally Girl is ridiculously hot, I don't care how 'skanky' she is perceived to be.

Cubs Girl all the way.

Michael wrote:The Cubs rally girl is a Lincoln Park bleacher skank.

I was thinking more like viagra triangle neglected condo-wife. She got those boobs as a present for the first time her husband cheated on her with his secretary.

stlouie_lipp wrote:When you look at the results on NSBB it's obvious that their choice in girls is just as bad as their choice in baseball teams.

Yeah, but I don't think that's a very objective environment.

You could put a tree (in a cubs jersey) up against FRBG and 9 times out of 10, the hopeful herd would vote for the tree.

G. Keenan wrote:

Michael wrote:The Cubs rally girl is a Lincoln Park bleacher skank.

I was thinking more like viagra triangle neglected condo-wife. She got those boobs as a present for the first time her husband cheated on her with his secretary.

This is the greatest post ever.

I really like that skanky Cubs girl has a convincing backstory now.

FRBG. If McBusty laid off the Cheeseburgers and had a beer in her hand it'd be closer. Mostly cause I prefer brunettes. Got this off of NSBB though:

She's got an irresistible smile, knows you're looking down her shirt but doesn't mind a wit, and has the clear potential to get beer-goggled up enough to consider me as a mate.

Pretty much nails it.