My co-op's shirt

[Maclowery]

True story: I was just hanging out with the upstairs-apartment-girls, whom I've befriended. One still had on a bikini from tanning. I informed her "Hey, your [expletive] are looking great today. Just saying." and it was totally kosher. I was very pleased.

No, no pics, and no, I won't be doing anything with her.

But, yeah, dude, I hate when the Off-Limit Ah-Tas are right in your viewing radius. So hard not to look. Seinfeld was right. Waiting tables today, I constantly found myself instinctively checking out this Sox fan who had a ridiculous amount of cleev going on. Not even that hot. They just kind of call out to a guy.

[BenNX74205]

If a girl is showing a modest amount of cleavage, I will probably take a look. I feel bad about it sometimes, but it really is like a magnet. Especially the t-shirts with stuff all across the chest. Your eyes just go there. There's no harm in window shopping in my book. But you don't stand there like a homeless person looking at a recycling bin full of bottles. That's when you get slapped, and deservedly so.

If a girl is showing an excessive amount of cleavage, I try not to look. Not because it is offensive--if more than 50% is showing, you have lost your right to complain at onlookers--but because it has been my experience they are attached to a woman that is undesirable.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

True story: I was just hanging out with the upstairs-apartment-girls, whom I've befriended. One still had on a bikini from tanning. I informed her "Hey, your [expletive] are looking great today. Just saying." and it was totally kosher. I was very pleased.

No, no pics, and no, I won't be doing anything with her.

But, yeah, dude, I hate when the Off-Limit Ah-Tas are right in your viewing radius. So hard not to look. Seinfeld was right. Waiting tables today, I constantly found myself instinctively checking out this Sox fan who had a ridiculous amount of cleev going on. Not even that hot. They just kind of call out to a guy.

There's only one solution to this problem.

You must have sex with her.

[JCShutout]

There's only one solution to this problem.

You must have sex with her.

I'm starting to think that there's never a problem which for you, doesn't end with this piece of advice...

[lukethedrifter]

Ask her to make you some cheese.

[clement]

I never knew there was something wrong with looking. You guys are uptight! Look and enjoy, just be a little subtle about it.

[obucard]

You should take her to dinner followed by a brief and innocuous hug.

[Sutter'sBeard]

I would kill for a little cleavage at work. My place of business is 99% male. The only cleavage I see is on middle aged mechanics who let their chest hair "breathe".

When I was in my early twenties I worked for a major retailer in the loss prevention department. CCTV cameras are the best cleavage spy tool on earth. I'll just say that no hot chick with cleavage ever got away with shoplifting.

[Simbagal23]

Hate to be a killjoy here and throw cold water on the issue....but I will! On a serious note, she probably should be told to dress more appropriately for work. We had an intern in our dept. and my boss had to advise her to dress more appropriately as comments were being made. Yes, I know you guys enjoy the look-see, but if this girl is serious about her job and her future, she should be told that how she dresses is a reflection on her. Now, should everyone leave and meet up for happy hour, she can proceed to the nearest bathroom and throw on her cleavage bearing top!

Sorry, guys.....

[Popeye_Card]

Sorry to ask, but how old are you popeye? You didn't look very old the one time I saw you. (I couldn't use my Blues tix that night)

I am the ripe old age of 28.

How is foosball involved in a work setting?

We have a foosball table in an unused conference room for lunch and after-work purposes.

Hate to be a killjoy here and throw cold water on the issue....but I will! On a serious note, she probably should be told to dress more appropriately for work. We had an intern in our dept. and my boss had to advise her to dress more appropriately as comments were being made. Yes, I know you guys enjoy the look-see, but if this girl is serious about her job and her future, she should be told that how she dresses is a reflection on her. Now, should everyone leave and meet up for happy hour, she can proceed to the nearest bathroom and throw on her cleavage bearing top!

Sorry, guys.....

Yes, that is why this is a rant. Because sadly, this is inappropriate.