Rant 1 billion about men being stupid

[Sutter'sBeard]

Wart, does your wife give you the ole "being pregnant is the most difficult thing a human being can do" attitude. When my wife is preggo and milking the pregnancy thing, I just remind her that like 20 billion women have done it in the past and that if it was so bad, they wouldn't keep doing it. I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

The woman is carrying your child, and you treat her that way? Yikes, that will come back to you...

I rub her feet, do the dishes, carry everything over 5lbs, cook diner, etc. 99% of the time I'm OK with the added responsiblities but it just gets a little old sometimes.

[phins]

Wart, does your wife give you the ole "being pregnant is the most difficult thing a human being can do" attitude. When my wife is preggo and milking the pregnancy thing, I just remind her that like 20 billion women have done it in the past and that if it was so bad, they wouldn't keep doing it. I figure, I'm not getting any tail anyway so I can be an arse when it's called for.

The woman is carrying your child, and you treat her that way? Yikes, that will come back to you...

I rub her feet, do the dishes, carry everything over 5lbs, cook diner, etc. 99% of the time I'm OK with the added responsiblities but it just gets a little old sometimes.

I'm not saying you're a bad guy, I don't even know you, but just try to understand it really can't be easy, especially if it's your first.

Some women never have a second after going through it. Some women have a low tolerance for pain as well, so if she's a little whiney as is, I imagine a pregnancy would be no fun.

[wart57]

I think the only time I can understand a woman being a bit of an itch is when she's pregnant. Good God that can't be fun to carry around an extra 40 lbs around your belly and have that thing pushing on your bladder all the time. Feet swelling, feeling fat and ugly, hormones, mood swings, morning sickness (is there anything worse than knowing you're going to be throwing up every morning?). Then, the grand finale, shoving a bowling ball out of a cheerio.

It doesn't give her a right to be mean, or to never do anything, but my goodness brother, that's your CHILD, and she's carrying it for you. That's a pretty big gift all in itself...maybe I'm sappy right now because my best friend just had a baby boy yesterday, and I know what the girl goes through for 9 months. He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I realize all of that, but when a woman is screaming at you for being a lazy selfish jerk while you are mopping the floor after just cleaning the entire kitchen after the meal you made after working from 6 am to 3:30 after only getting 4 hrs of sleep because she is calling you selfish for wanting to go to bed before midnight, it can be a bit tough.

[tothebeach08]

He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I guess I'm the freak then.....

[wart57]

He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I guess I'm the freak then.....

My wife does not want me anywhere near it. The first one was the same the first tri-mester, no action at all, but after that, she was all over me.....I can't wait until the next trimester.....

[cardinalkarp]

I think the only time I can understand a woman being a bit of an itch is when she's pregnant. Good God that can't be fun to carry around an extra 40 lbs around your belly and have that thing pushing on your bladder all the time. Feet swelling, feeling fat and ugly, hormones, mood swings, morning sickness (is there anything worse than knowing you're going to be throwing up every morning?). Then, the grand finale, shoving a bowling ball out of a cheerio.

It doesn't give her a right to be mean, or to never do anything, but my goodness brother, that's your CHILD, and she's carrying it for you. That's a pretty big gift all in itself...maybe I'm sappy right now because my best friend just had a baby boy yesterday, and I know what the girl goes through for 9 months. He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I realize all of that, but when a woman is screaming at you for being a lazy selfish jerk while you are mopping the floor after just cleaning the entire kitchen after the meal you made after working from 6 am to 3:30 after only getting 4 hrs of sleep because she is calling you selfish for wanting to go to bed before midnight, it can be a bit tough.

Man, that would piss me off. I think I would just have to tell her to shut the hell up.

[tothebeach08]

He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I guess I'm the freak then.....

My wife does not want me anywhere near it. The first one was the same the first tri-mester, no action at all, but after that, she was all over me.....I can't wait until the next trimester.....

See there you go, things are looking up. It will all be OK. I'm telling though I wanted it all the time throughout the whole thing and after. Now that I think about it, things really haven't changed much from that.....

[omaha_red]

I think the only time I can understand a woman being a bit of an itch is when she's pregnant. Good God that can't be fun to carry around an extra 40 lbs around your belly and have that thing pushing on your bladder all the time. Feet swelling, feeling fat and ugly, hormones, mood swings, morning sickness (is there anything worse than knowing you're going to be throwing up every morning?). Then, the grand finale, shoving a bowling ball out of a cheerio.

It doesn't give her a right to be mean, or to never do anything, but my goodness brother, that's your CHILD, and she's carrying it for you. That's a pretty big gift all in itself...maybe I'm sappy right now because my best friend just had a baby boy yesterday, and I know what the girl goes through for 9 months. He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I realize all of that, but when a woman is screaming at you for being a lazy selfish jerk while you are mopping the floor after just cleaning the entire kitchen after the meal you made after working from 6 am to 3:30 after only getting 4 hrs of sleep because she is calling you selfish for wanting to go to bed before midnight, it can be a bit tough.

Man, that would piss me off. I think I would just have to tell her to shut the hell up.

in all seriousness.. yes Wart.. you have to rip into her if this is truly all undeserved.
i let my wife have it when she's ragging on me for no reason.. which is rare..
and she stops right away..

[Leroy]

You should cut her nuts off.

[phins]

I think the only time I can understand a woman being a bit of an itch is when she's pregnant. Good God that can't be fun to carry around an extra 40 lbs around your belly and have that thing pushing on your bladder all the time. Feet swelling, feeling fat and ugly, hormones, mood swings, morning sickness (is there anything worse than knowing you're going to be throwing up every morning?). Then, the grand finale, shoving a bowling ball out of a cheerio.

It doesn't give her a right to be mean, or to never do anything, but my goodness brother, that's your CHILD, and she's carrying it for you. That's a pretty big gift all in itself...maybe I'm sappy right now because my best friend just had a baby boy yesterday, and I know what the girl goes through for 9 months. He complained quite a bit about it too though, and his wife was most certainly NOT horny throughout it (according to him anyway).

I realize all of that, but when a woman is screaming at you for being a lazy selfish jerk while you are mopping the floor after just cleaning the entire kitchen after the meal you made after working from 6 am to 3:30 after only getting 4 hrs of sleep because she is calling you selfish for wanting to go to bed before midnight, it can be a bit tough.

My post was more directed at the mean comments towards his girl. Calling you a lazy, selfish jerk when you're trying to help is out of line, and only occasionally forgiveable.

Agreed.