We're winning the World Series this year.

[Freed Roger]

I believe! Zeus is the Daddy afterall.

[heyzeus]

I believe! Zeus is the Daddy afterall.

I'm batting 1.000 on impregnations.

[heyzeus]

I believe! Zeus is the Daddy afterall.

I'm batting 1.000 on impregnations.

[Michael]

Zeus, after birth please sleep with your wife ASAP. This is very important.

Signed,
GRB

[heyzeus]

Zeus, after birth please sleep with your wife ASAP. This is very important.

Signed,
GRB

We're stopping at two kids, so this may be the last world series in our lifetimes.

#sorrynotsorry

[Michael]

Zeus, after birth please sleep with your wife ASAP. This is very important.

Signed,
GRB

We're stopping at two kids, so this may be the last world series in our lifetimes.

#sorrynotsorry

I'm not interested in you having more kids. I'm just a weirdo.

[heyzeus]

[heyzeus]

I know we're at a low point right now, so I have good news. We're winning the [expletive] World Series. This year.

How do I know?

2006: I meet my wife, we begin dating. Shortly thereafter, bam, world series victory.

2011: Birth of 'Zeus Jr. in September. Team losing streak ends, we make the playoffs, Game 6 happens, bam, world series victory.

2014: AGAIN. Zeus Jr. Jr., due this winter.

You're all welcome in advance.

Bump.

[lukethedrifter]

It appears that you don't have to get her pregnant, just that a major life changing event must happen.

[heyzeus]

I guess I could just marry an extra wife.