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Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 12 14, 9:43 pm
by Freed Roger
I believe! Zeus is the Daddy afterall.

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 13 14, 6:06 am
by heyzeus
Freed Roger wrote:I believe! Zeus is the Daddy afterall.
I'm batting 1.000 on impregnations.

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 13 14, 6:06 am
by heyzeus
Freed Roger wrote:I believe! Zeus is the Daddy afterall.
I'm batting 1.000 on impregnations.

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 14 14, 10:07 am
by Michael
Zeus, after birth please sleep with your wife ASAP. This is very important.

Signed,
GRB

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 14 14, 10:34 am
by heyzeus
Michael wrote:Zeus, after birth please sleep with your wife ASAP. This is very important.

Signed,
GRB
We're stopping at two kids, so this may be the last world series in our lifetimes.

#sorrynotsorry

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 14 14, 10:38 am
by Michael
heyzeus wrote:
Michael wrote:Zeus, after birth please sleep with your wife ASAP. This is very important.

Signed,
GRB
We're stopping at two kids, so this may be the last world series in our lifetimes.

#sorrynotsorry

I'm not interested in you having more kids. I'm just a weirdo.

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: July 14 14, 11:19 am
by heyzeus
Image

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: October 8 14, 8:40 am
by heyzeus
heyzeus wrote:I know we're at a low point right now, so I have good news. We're winning the [expletive] World Series. This year.

How do I know?

2006: I meet my wife, we begin dating. Shortly thereafter, bam, world series victory.

2011: Birth of 'Zeus Jr. in September. Team losing streak ends, we make the playoffs, Game 6 happens, bam, world series victory.

2014: Image AGAIN. Zeus Jr. Jr., due this winter.

You're all welcome in advance.

Bump.

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: October 8 14, 5:22 pm
by lukethedrifter
It appears that you don't have to get her pregnant, just that a major life changing event must happen.

Re: We're winning the World Series this year.

Posted: October 8 14, 7:59 pm
by heyzeus
I guess I could just marry an extra wife.