My kid is a genius

[Freed Roger]

a Menards commercial comes on in the Cards game where it references the American dream. "Menards is more like the American nightmare That big place and lot looks like a prison [jingle] kick people out of their homes for a Menards"

Genius! If I had a parrot, it would say the same thing - but still proud.

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[BW23]

Having smart kids just means they'll outsmart you before you're ready. Who would want that?

My oldest is in 7th grade. It's already happened. And she knows it, too.

[Diddy]

I'd tell you what my kid did today but I don't want to brag.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Tired of hearing about those perfect littel toddlers to pre-teens? Here's what you do.

Wait 10-12 years and then keep asking about them. And when you hear the stories about rebellion, trouble in school, defiance etc. make sure to sympathize. Then, every time after that, ask with great concern about their kid. And when they are near tears about them, try to keep the schadenfreude out of your voice as you tell them "And (s)he used to be such a GREAT kid! You must be heart broken."