Colby Rasmus signs with the Tampa Bay Rays

Spider John · Post by **Spider John** » February 22 17, 12:41 pm

heyzeus wrote:
sighyoung wrote: "You know how the game is. In the show they don't necessarily like long hair and the redneck folks, that's just the way it goes.
If that was true, about 80% of baseball players would be ineligible for any award.

Persecution because of beard and hair length has kept Tim Lincecum, Johnny Damon and Jayson Werth from having successful careers.

JoeMcKim · Post by **JoeMcKim** » February 22 17, 2:04 pm

Why would you purposefully sport a neckbeard?

Joe Shlabotnik · Post by **Joe Shlabotnik** » February 22 17, 2:07 pm

JoeMcKim wrote:Why would you purposefully sport a neckbeard?

Because he's a big fan of Walden and Civil Disobedience.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » February 22 17, 2:17 pm

He's basically gone from a guy who looks like he should be named Skeeter and working at the 7-11 to being an extra in Witness.

tlombard · Post by **tlombard** » February 22 17, 2:21 pm

Sadly he did it as a joke and has shaved it all off apparently. I find it amusing and I don't want to find anything about Rasmus amusing at this point. I really wanted him to think it was a good look at stick with it instead. He's disappointed me yet again.

JL21 · Post by **JL21** » February 22 17, 2:47 pm

It's like the Danny Espinosa thing.

obucard · Post by **obucard** » February 22 17, 3:51 pm

JL21 wrote:It's like the Danny Espinosa thing.

The difference is half the men in America wish they could grow a mustache like that.

tlombard · Post by **tlombard** » February 22 17, 3:58 pm

No kidding. I'd be proud of that thing.

obucard · Post by **obucard** » February 22 17, 4:00 pm

I wouldn't go horseshoe/Fu Manchu though. I'd definitely handlebar it.

sighyoung · Post by **sighyoung** » February 22 17, 4:05 pm

JL21 wrote:

Why look, it's the eight dwarf, Gumpy!

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