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The word going through here like wildfire: "Intentional". Ex: We need to be intentional in being proactive with our paradigms.

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Joe Shlabotnik wrote:The word going through here like wildfire: "Intentional". Ex: We need to be intentional in being proactive with our paradigms.
Ensuring their transparency....

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I'm hearing a lot of "granular".

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Here's one I've never heard of until today: First Impression Specialist.

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ZigZagCardsFan wrote:Here's one I've never heard of until today: First Impression Specialist.
You could acronym that down to the very appropriate FIST.

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"It's hard to contextualize what these data points are showing."

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We rolled out some completely insignificant project that will have zero impact this weekend that failed miserably so they made it better I guess(?) by having a "War Room".

People are silly.

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LOL at "war room"

I have been in many of those.

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