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docellis wrote:I am surely going to regret asking this, but why would someone's ass bleed from wiping it with toilet paper?

Roids.

If you [expletive] three times a day, quality of tp be damned, it's impossible to get clean without bleeding....for me at least.

Smith Corks One wrote:

cardsfansince82 wrote:

Diddy wrote:My wife accidentally bought one ply toilet paper.

That's rough action. I didn't even know they still sold that in the first world.

All I ever use.

And that is Not within the Koch Brothers empire. Proceed to wipe your arse without guilt.

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:If you [expletive] three times a day, quality of tp be damned, it's impossible to get clean without bleeding....for me at least.

i'll notice it even if it's one (bad) crap a day.

sometimes you get those bad ones where its like you are wiping the tip of a marker, just can't ever get it clean. you keep wiping and wiping and eventually you'll see blood. thats a great mix in the boxers...blood and poop remnants.

Jocephus wrote:

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:If you [expletive] three times a day, quality of tp be damned, it's impossible to get clean without bleeding....for me at least.

i'll notice it even if it's one (bad) crap a day.

sometimes you get those bad ones where its like you are wiping the tip of a marker, just can't ever get it clean. you keep wiping and wiping and eventually you'll see blood. thats a great mix in the boxers...blood and poop remnants.

I used to have that problem (minus the blood), until I discovered you can shave your ass crack. Not completely shaved but like a #1 guard. Never had an issue with it since.

i do a little manscaping down there to prevent the dingleberries but its a difficult spot

Jocephus wrote:

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:If you [expletive] three times a day, quality of tp be damned, it's impossible to get clean without bleeding....for me at least.

i'll notice it even if it's one (bad) crap a day.

sometimes you get those bad ones where its like you are wiping the tip of a marker, just can't ever get it clean. you keep wiping and wiping and eventually you'll see blood. thats a great mix in the boxers...blood and poop remnants.

LOL at wiping the tip of a marker. Yeah, it doesn't have to be multiple [expletive]. My worst days are multiple [expletive] days, but definitely all it takes is one bad one.

Sometimes I'll take a second [expletive] at work and just can't wait to get home so I can use wet wipes. Also, I've seen other guys carrying them into the stall (wet wipes that is).

Also, another first world problem. Shaving your ass. When the hairs grow back, it's the most itchy/uncomfortable feeling in the worhld!

I really thought that the bleeding anus discussion would be in the third world problems thread.

I remember the first time I wiped so hard I bled and was totally nervous. After asking friends about it, it's apparently not that uncommon.

Popeye_Card wrote:I really thought that the bleeding anus discussion would be in the third world problems thread.

No doubt. I'm reading these comments like one, gross, and two, how in the heck is this a first world problem?