First world problems

[cardsfansince82]

i do a little manscaping down there to prevent the dingleberries but its a difficult spot

Yeah it definitely takes some maneuvering to get to.

[Jocephus]

I remember the first time I wiped so hard I bled and was totally nervous. After asking friends about it, it's apparently not that uncommon.

yeah...i'd say maybe around 3x's a month for me?

i remember using wet wipes around the age of like..8-10...mom bought them for a few years, but then stopped. i figured i had "out grown" them but maybe it's worth to get a couple dozen crates.

does anyone have a bidet? (talk about your first world problem)

[cardsfansince82]

I really thought that the bleeding anus discussion would be in the third world problems thread.

No doubt. I'm reading these comments like one, gross, and two, how in the heck is this a first world problem?

Well if you are wiping your ass with leaves or whatever then the bleeding anus goes without saying.

[JL21]

WHAT THE [expletive] IS GOING ON IN HERE?

[cardsfansince82]

WHAT THE [expletive] IS GOING ON IN HERE?

This is all Diddy's wife's fault.

[JL21]

I thought GRB had hit a poop-related low when jim compared dingleberries to melted M&Ms.

[Jocephus]

original TP

[lukethedrifter]

pretty sure you guys have

Internal hemorrhoids lie far enough inside the rectum that you can't see or feel them. They don't usually hurt because there are few pain-sensing nerves in the rectum. Bleeding may be the only sign that they are there. Sometimes internal hemorrhoids prolapse, or enlarge and protrude outside the anal sphincter. If so, you may be able to see or feel them as moist, pink pads of skin that are pinker than the surrounding area. Prolapsed hemorrhoids may hurt because the anus is dense with pain-sensing nerves. They usually recede into the rectum on their own; if they don't, they can be gently pushed back into place.

[heyzeus]

I'm scared.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

That's what I thought too, but it's not the case.