First world problems

[cardsfansince82]

Jeez, didn't have to go all serious on us. The thought of these guys wiping their ass until they bleed is way funnier.

[lukethedrifter]

Jeez, didn't have to go all serious on us. The thought of these guys wiping their ass until they bleed is way funnier.

Didn't you read AW? Apparently they really are just wiping until they bleed. WTF

[Freed Roger]

Take your dump in the AM.
Do a cursory wipe with a nonKoch bros empire arsewipe.
clean up the rest it in the AM shower.

/firstworldproblemsolver.com

[Popeye_Card]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[The Third Man]

I never received a confirmation email for my purchase of a designer t-shirt from Marc Jacobs featuring a nude Miley Cyrus, the revenue of which goes towards supporting skin cancer research.

[SHOW]

Damn you, internet customer service. Track down my order for me!

[Molly]

3 people beat me to the punch about an already existing First World Problems thread!!

[jim]

If you are getting blood when you wipe, you should really go see a doctor. If it's bright red - like fresh blood - it's probably a 99% chance it's what luke mentioned. There is a 1% your colon is being eaten by cancer. If it's darker, then definitely go get it checked.

Either way you really should go. I have had two friends pass away in the past few years, both with cancers that started in the GI tract. If there is any doubt at all you should probably get a colonoscopy, I've had one already and will get another one here in October. There is just no reason to mess with that, GI tract cancers are treatable if you get them when they first start showing signs.

Now the fasting before the colonoscopy - definitely a first world problem. The worst part of the whole process is the fasting and that nasty stuff you have to drink. Surprisingly the 3 straight hours of [expletive] isn't that bad. You would think it would be painful, but it's not. It just flows out, it's not like that stuff gives you a stomach ache or anything.

[Numbers]

Luxury toilets are being hacked by smart phones. I don't know if it can get anymore "first world"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23575249

[redbirdjazzz]

Luxury toilets are being hacked by smart phones. I don't know if it can get anymore "first world"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23575249

They call the problem a "security hole." Heh.

[IMADreamer]

So I'm at the drive through getting a smoothie when the crackhead hauling out the garbage thinks he has to squeeze between my car and the building. Of course he hits my car with his cart and scratches it. I think what ticked me off the most was he was just like "oh man sorry about that" and goes on. Of course I talked to the manager and it's taken care of and ultimately no big deal.

Still it all made me late for my afternoon tee time. The irony is I don't even like golf.