First world problems

[heyzeus]

So I'm at the drive through getting a smoothie when the crackhead hauling out the garbage thinks he has to squeeze between my car and the building. Of course he hits my car with his cart and scratches it. I think what ticked me off the most was he was just like "oh man sorry about that" and goes on. Of course I talked to the manager and it's taken care of and ultimately no big deal.

Still it all made me late for my afternoon tee time. The irony is I don't even like golf.

This is like a white people problem wrapped in a first world problem wrapped in another white people problem.

[Radbird]

This thread is worthless without pics.

/leaves thread

[Maclowery]

So last night I was workin my bar. A super tatted dude and a cute little blonde came in late to eat. He asked me if I knew who she was. I didn't. He said it was Madison Ivy (she's a porn star, so google at your own risk). She was miffed at me for not knowing the name. Upon research, it was definitely her.

Cranky porn stars. Just another day at the office.

Her personal first world problem, as she complained: Porno doesnt pay like it used to due to the internet, so now she has to resort to private, um, sessions. Sad story.

[lukethedrifter]

So last night I was workin my bar. A super tatted dude and a cute little blonde came in late to eat. He asked me if I knew who she was. I didn't. He said it was Madison Ivy (she's a porn star, so google at your own risk). She was miffed at me for not knowing the name. Upon research, it was definitely her.

Cranky porn stars. Just another day at the office.

Her personal first world problem, as she complained: Porno doesnt pay like it used to due to the internet, so now she has to resort to private, um, sessions. Sad story.

What, is she like 50 years old?

[Maclowery]

I don't really know anything about her. She looked maybe 25?

[lukethedrifter]

I don't really know anything about her. She looked maybe 25?

Then how did the internet change porn for her? Maybe she started when she was 12.

[Maclowery]

I did not really have a long discussion about her career.

Her exact line was (spoiled for filthiness)

[SHOW]

I can't make money anymore because of pornhub, I haven't f***ed on camera in 2 years, now I just let rich b****es suck my c*** for 5 g a go.

That is a word for word quote. First world problems. It was a rather odd conversation since she was visibly upset that I wasn't really aware of who she was. I mean, come on, if I'm goin to that site, I'm not exactly looking for the names of the flesh onscreen.

[Freed Roger]

It's the oldest profession -so it has to be 3rd world problem.

[IMADreamer]

I did not really have a long discussion about her career.

Her exact line was (spoiled for filthiness)

[SHOW]

I can't make money anymore because of pornhub, I haven't f***ed on camera in 2 years, now I just let rich b****es suck my c*** for 5 g a go.

That is a word for word quote. First world problems. It was a rather odd conversation since she was visibly upset that I wasn't really aware of who she was. I mean, come on, if I'm goin to that site, I'm not exactly looking for the names of the flesh onscreen.

So then she is not really a porn star but a hooker?

[planet planet]

You should have told her to show you her vag and you would have instantly recognized her.