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I hate the word flaccid

it's better than "limp".

20-somethings shouldn't be affected by even large amounts of whiskey. Kyle - i'd get to a shrink pronto before this thing takes over your life. This could be a the start of a long, downward spiral ending who knows where. Self esteem down the toilet, no women in your life, lonely, heartache, a life not even worth living...

Yes sir, I'd get this situation under control right away. I'd also try not to forget it, try to rehash the details and see where you went wrong. Think about it as much as you can, and really try to take responsibility. That is the only way you can overcome this, and to prevent it from happening again and again and again and again.

(shudder). Poor kyle.

That sucks dude. Really, sorry to hear that.

maddash wrote:

Kyle wrote:

InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.

If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.

This is hilarious.

We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.

Yep.

Combine the effects of heavy drinking on sensitivity and wearing a condom and you might as well not even be having sex.

That's why I don't wear condoms.

/kidding

planet pujolsian wrote:Don't let Snayke find out about this.

This shouldn't be a problem for me. It's a struggle to keep it up sober.

maddash wrote: This is hilarious.

We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.

I've never had to completely fake the finish but I've had to force the issue, instead of just happening naturally. I've also been in Kyle's boat where things pretty much had no chance of even getting started.

jim wrote:20-somethings shouldn't be affected by even large amounts of whiskey. Kyle - i'd get to a shrink pronto before this thing takes over your life. This could be a the start of a long, downward spiral ending who knows where. Self esteem down the toilet, no women in your life, lonely, heartache, a life not even worth living...

Yes sir, I'd get this situation under control right away. I'd also try not to forget it, try to rehash the details and see where you went wrong. Think about it as much as you can, and really try to take responsibility. That is the only way you can overcome this, and to prevent it from happening again and again and again and again.

(shudder). Poor kyle.

That sucks dude. Really, sorry to hear that.

that's not right, jim, employing your secret military mental tactics, not to a fellow GRBer, maybe not even to your enemy.

lukethedrifter wrote:

jim wrote:20-somethings shouldn't be affected by even large amounts of whiskey. Kyle - i'd get to a shrink pronto before this thing takes over your life. This could be a the start of a long, downward spiral ending who knows where. Self esteem down the toilet, no women in your life, lonely, heartache, a life not even worth living...

Yes sir, I'd get this situation under control right away. I'd also try not to forget it, try to rehash the details and see where you went wrong. Think about it as much as you can, and really try to take responsibility. That is the only way you can overcome this, and to prevent it from happening again and again and again and again.

(shudder). Poor kyle.

That sucks dude. Really, sorry to hear that.

that's not right, jim, employing your secret military mental tactics, not to a fellow GRBer, maybe not even to your enemy.

Unless it's reverse psychology.

But then again, it could be reverse reverse psychology.

maddash wrote:

Kyle wrote:

InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Did you at least get started? Because if you did you can just make her think that it was all her fault.

If drunkenly attempting to have intercourse with a half-flaccid penis constitutes as "getting started," then yes.

This is hilarious.

We've all been there, man. Actually, I don't know what you'd call it, but the situation that was more common for me was where I was still able to take aim, but unable to pull the trigger. I eventually had to fake "finishing" just to avoid chafing.

That's exactly what I was getting at.