House guests

[cardsfansince82]

"We have to be in California by X time for X. We'll be gone before you even wake up."

*wakes up to kids in pool screaming in Japanese*

There's two entire orange peels in the sink amongst a giant pile of dirty dishes. There's a trash can less than three feet away. Nevermind that they were my oranges. Why the [expletive] would you peel an orange into the sink? I'm changing my religious stance. There definitely is a god, and he is testing me in some way.

[G. Keenan]

If that mechanical bull at the Mormon church is still up and running, maybe you could send them over there for entertainment.

Haha, nice. I loved that post about seeing the festivities at the church, thinking "what the hell," and going across to spit some game at the Mormon girls.

[cardsfansince82]

They finally left today. On the way out the mom asked for my phone number and email address. "I really like Vegas. My friends and I are going to start coming here a lot without our kids. I just want to make sure you are here to unlock the door." Doesn't ask, just casually throws that out there.

I LIVE HERE. THIS IS MY [expletive] HOME. I'M NOT RUNNING A GODDAMN TIMESHARE OR BED AND BREAKFAST. I'M NOT RELATED TO YOU AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

Apparently if you are nice enough to let someone stay with you once and don't tell them to [expletive] off, they have carte blanche to use your house at their convenience.

[Arthur Dent]

You're going to have to put your foot down.

[docellis]

Or get a new landlord.

[Fat_Bulldog]

I'm amazed at what some people on this board put up with just to avoid a conflict or confrontation.

[stlouie_lipp]

They finally left today. On the way out the mom asked for my phone number and email address. "I really like Vegas. My friends and I are going to start coming here a lot without our kids. I just want to make sure you are here to unlock the door." Doesn't ask, just casually throws that out there.

She wants you.

[clevername]

yeah, I'm pretty sure that's an invitation to a cougar orgy.

[PujolJunkie]

If this happens in South Dakota, people die.

[cardinalkarp]

If this happens in South Dakota, people die.

lmao