Seriously

[docellis]

That settles it, when I come to Chicago, I'm getting you laid.

Bring a camera. Blog it.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

That settles it, when I come to Chicago, I'm getting you laid.

Bring a camera. Blog it.

Video camera + getting cronos laid + adsense = millions

I think that's my new career choice.

[Cronos]

cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.

I'm not cronos, but I think I'd rather give myself a rough handy. You still get the shame, but without the risk of disease.

You wouldn't leap to do so if that's all you ever had or feel like you ever will.

That settles it, when I come to Chicago, I'm getting you laid.

I'd set my sights a little lower, were I you. A more applicable Unified Field Theory might be easier for you to work towards.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

cronos....what are your feelings about the concept of prostitution? I mean, what would you think of flying in to visit 82 in Vegas (he is the best host ever) and hitting up the bunny ranch?
i'm kidding, but i'm not because i have been drinking. if i was a guy and i wanted to scratch that itch, i'd just pay if there were other factors keeping me feeling itchy instead of scratched.

I'm not cronos, but I think I'd rather give myself a rough handy. You still get the shame, but without the risk of disease.

You wouldn't leap to do so if that's all you ever had or feel like you ever will.

That settles it, when I come to Chicago, I'm getting you laid.

I'd set my sights a little lower, were I you. A more applicable Unified Field Theory might be easier for you to work towards.

I don't even care what you just wrote, I'm getting you laid.

[Cronos]

Note to self: Stop reading and participating in threads like this, when it just ends up depressing yourself. Thanks.

[arnie.k]

"I'm nominating you for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, you douche!"

[TimeForGuinness]

I never feel shame when I give myself a handy. I've never used a pro before...but I find nothing wrong with it...the bunny ranch is intriguing.

I let my guilt go a long time ago

[Popeye_Card]

As I'm aging, and the women I date are closer to their sexual peaks, I'm kinda enjoying the reversal of fortunes from my college years. Now I get to be the one turning them down because of random lame excuses (I'm tired, the game is on, etc.).

This guy must not remember being 18. I think I had a 12% success rate back then.

[TimeForGuinness]

As I'm aging, and the women I date are closer to their sexual peaks, I'm kinda enjoying the reversal of fortunes from my college years. Now I get to be the one turning them down because of random lame excuses (I'm tired, the game is on, etc.).

This guy must not remember being 18. I think I had a 12% success rate back then.

A guy turning down sex...

Hand in your ManCard now!

[Popeye_Card]

As I'm aging, and the women I date are closer to their sexual peaks, I'm kinda enjoying the reversal of fortunes from my college years. Now I get to be the one turning them down because of random lame excuses (I'm tired, the game is on, etc.).

This guy must not remember being 18. I think I had a 12% success rate back then.

A guy turning down sex...

Hand in your ManCard now!

It's sad, isn't it? Sometimes I just want to go to bed.