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Dear jim,

Screwball, curveball, or highball?

Signed,
bleacher booze

dear ratty jim,

i was an indian ball god in 1979....why am i not a millionaire? Did I have the wrong agent?

signed
still waiting for my big break

Dear jim,

I'm asking this for a "friend".

Where is the best place to get rid of a hooker that may be, or may not be, dead? Hypothetically.

You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool ... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her ... smoking.

Hudler wrote:Dear jim,

I'm asking this for a "friend".

Where is the best place to get rid of a hooker that may be, or may not be, dead? Hypothetically.

I think Leroy has experience in getting rid of bodies.

Dear (formerly) jim,

Always have been a night owl. I can wake up early when a) I have to, and b) I want to.

So I should wake up about 5:45AM regularly to get on a pre-work excercise routine. Something I don't have to or want to do.

How? (and please don't call me a pansy)

Freed

Dear formerly-jim,
How do I wish everyone a Happy Birthday without putting them in individually wrapped wishings?
I am Basically a lazy bastard, but feel bad when I don't participate in the festivities, as I feel everyone is special to me.
Will you wish them well for me as individuals or designate someone to do this?
Laz is a derivative of lazy

Dear Jim,

Why do most things taste like chicken?

Hungary Jack wrote:Dear Jim,

Why do most things taste like chicken?

Sorry to jump in, but if they tasted like s hit, we would all be dead! Most of us anyway.

heyzeus wrote:Dear Jim;

Should I have kids or not? I want to, but I also don't want to give up, you know, everything that's awesome about life.

Gave up.