DRUNKTHREAD: Have you ever had a homosexual experience?

[Maclowery]

Only if you said no!

[st.lewis11]

I considered it, but turned them down, for a variety of reasons, such as being unable to picture this as a ideal way to raise my firstborn........... story may have turned out differently if they were hot at all. (They were homely).

[Hungary Jack]

I once served as a translator for a gay American (whom I did not know) trying to hit on a guy working a gyro stand in Germany (whom I also didn't know).

Just when I thought I had seen pretty much everything...Along comes the German gyro stand.

[Hungary Jack]

if we start giving the gays rights we'll have to start giving the blacks rights too!

AND WOMEN!

There will always be small children to exploit.

[Arthur Dent]

I'm going to go on record right now about my homosexual experience last night. I spent the night tucked into a corner of my large bed with two lesbians spooning next to me. Both of which are more attractive than most of the women I date. I turned down a booty call to ensure this would happen, also.

High five, GRB!

What's up with these lesbians who seem so interested in fulfilling heterosexual male fantasies?

[Centreville]

if we start giving the gays rights we'll have to start giving the blacks rights too!

two entirely different situations, and you know that.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

if we start giving the gays rights we'll have to start giving the blacks rights too!

two entirely different situations, and you know that.

One group of people have different colored skin and the other group are a bunch of gaylords. Completely different.

[Maclowery]

if we start giving the gays rights we'll have to start giving the blacks rights too!

two entirely different situations, and you know that.

No, it's not, but you don't seem to know that.

[JL21]

I'm going to go on record right now about my homosexual experience last night. I spent the night tucked into a corner of my large bed with two lesbians spooning next to me. Both of which are more attractive than most of the women I date. I turned down a booty call to ensure this would happen, also.

High five, GRB!

What's up with these lesbians who seem so interested in fulfilling heterosexual male fantasies?

Heterosexual male fantasies don't involve spooning or Iowans.

[Centreville]

if we start giving the gays rights we'll have to start giving the blacks rights too!

two entirely different situations, and you know that.

No, it's not, but you don't seem to know that.

yes it is. homsosexuals weren't forced into slavery for 3 centuries, lynched darn every day for even looking at a white woman, and were denied equals rights for 100 years. blacks didn't have a choice to have that skin color. they have a bullseye on their chest by the time they're born.