Shoot me now.

[haltz]

Gotta respect the condom!

Spike her drink with bc, maybe pull out once in a while, mix in some anal. Gotta do something.

[Hudler]

Stinky, Smelly, Poopy, and...?

Girl: Skunky
Boy: Spunky

Or the unisex Runny.

[heyzeus]

Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

[longhornbaseball]

Pissy.

Guy at work was telling me about a friend that teaches where near where my son teaches and the kid had the name pronounced she-tay-hid. S-h-i-t-h-e-a-d was how it was spelled. The kids name was [expletive]. There you go wart.

My son has a long list interesting of names he could supply you if you like. It's actually become part of his humor telling work stories - hey jimjr what kind of names have you ran into this month? You would not believe, the one above is not unusual.

Sorry jim, I'm calling urban legend on that one. Sounds like the twins who are named "Orangejello" and "Lemonjello." No one has every met those twins and it's always a friend of a friend of a guy I work with who teaches.

Maybe, but I wouldn't be surprised. I'll get my son to send me a list of his favorite names. You really won't believe it. Possibly this is urban legend, but if it is I can come up with a dozen more than are just about as ridiculous that I can tell you for sure are not. I just can't remember them - Semaj comes to mind (brother named James), Tequilla ... alot of weird spellings.

My cousin is a Chicago public school teacher and jim speaks the truth. Some of them are just awful.

[lukethedrifter]

Barkevious?

[Fat_Bulldog]

Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

My daughter slept through the night almost every night since we brought her home. She would only wake when she was sick.

[heyzeus]

Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

My daughter slept through the night almost every night since we brought her home. She would only wake when she was sick.

I should offer a caution to my GRB brethren with children that if you say things like this - even if truthful and offered in good faith - there's a decent chance I will find and murder you.

It's nothing personal, though.

[Fat Strat]

Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

I don't remember how old your baby is, but strict schedule and when they're old enough, you just have to let them cry it out.

It's funny with kids.... you agonize over everything the first time because everything is new. But, that second one is totally different. My wife and I took a very "been there, done that" attitude.

Everyone tells me that having that first kid is a complete shock to your system. The second one is no big deal. The third one... that's when things get crazy again. At that point, you have more kids than arms.

[jim]

My wife and I have been saying it for 20 some years now: Kids suck.

[sighyoung]

After my first child, I realized that children were great forms of birth control.

It took us five years to dare have another one.