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Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 30 14, 6:09 pm
by sighyoung
But be careful, because the mom may turn out to be like Ma Kettle or Mammy Yokum. They hook up earlier than 18 in Dogpatch.
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 9:19 am
by go birds
cardsfansince82 wrote:A coworker tried to set me up with her 19 yr old daughter recently.
-Uhhhh, you realize I'm 31 right?
-Yes
-.......
.............well?
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 10:21 am
by lukethedrifter
I keep checking in and keep getting nada.
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 10:24 am
by heyzeus
There's a lot in this for her too. You can introduce her to your more intellectually advanced music, movies, and genitalia.
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 10:25 am
by Jocephus
and take her to porno conventions
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 10:33 am
by go birds
and help her with her film class homework
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 2:31 pm
by The Third Man
I told her, "If you two wanna give this a shot, go for it," so I'm waiting to hear back.
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 3:03 pm
by JCShutout
If you think its weird for some reason, you're going to find a way to feel weird about it later.
That said, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 3:04 pm
by Jocephus
sex can wait, masturbate
Re: My mom is trying to hook me up with an 18 year old
Posted: July 31 14, 3:37 pm
by lukethedrifter
The Third Man wrote:I told her, "If you two wanna give this a shot, go for it," so I'm waiting to hear back.
You two? Is this a mother-daughter threesome?