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heyzeus wrote:

Michael wrote:My mom and dad generously took my wife and I on an all expense paid Caribbean cruise to escape the weather. The weather was perfect and we had an upgraded balcony.

Hated it. Cruises are not my thing. At all.

I'm going to just presume that, as a decent man of the world, you've already read this. But in the off chance you haven't? You go read this right now.

I read this last night. Incredible.

jim wrote:I'm actually afraid of cruises. They terrify me.

A cruise was really practical because the ages ranged from 2 to 76. I don't regret going because realistically it was the last time my whole family will take a trip together and I had a lot of great moments. But the cruise itself was kinda 'Murica and I'd never book one for myself.

(expect a cruise to Antarctica on a small icebreaker)

I've been cooking steaks in the broiler lately even though I like them better grilled because I hurt my knee and don't want to walk that far.

I've grown very tired of seeing deer in my neighborhood at night. They're a road hazard.

It's July 3rd in the afternoon and I'm busy at work.

I can't leave early today. What a bummer.

I want a new bass boat but I have to wait another year before I can work it in the budget.

stlouie_lipp wrote:

[SHOW]

I've seen that note in person when we'd have to take Nic's Merc in for whatever reason. It always cracked me up because the seats automatically adjust to your setting depending on who is driving and which key is in your pocket.

Power button on my phone is on the fritz. Now what am I supposed to do while I take a #2?