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Re: Random musings
Posted: June 14 22, 7:34 am
by Fat_Bulldog
heyzeus wrote: ↑June 13 22, 2:51 pm
Today Mrs. Zeus looked up her status/position in her company's directory and found she'd received a promotion and raise two months ago. During her performance review today, she learned that her supervisors also didn't know about her promotion and raise. Surprise!
LOLOL
Re: Random musings
Posted: June 16 22, 12:17 pm
by Jocephus
eating less than stellar produce is a drag
Re: Random musings
Posted: June 16 22, 9:33 pm
by CardsofSTL
heyzeus wrote: ↑June 13 22, 2:51 pm
Today Mrs. Zeus looked up her status/position in her company's directory and found she'd received a promotion and raise two months ago. During her performance review today, she learned that her supervisors also didn't know about her promotion and raise. Surprise!
Sounds like we need to..."fix the glitch"
Re: Random musings
Posted: June 17 22, 10:28 am
by mikechamp
I hate ripping checks out of a checkbook. 70% of the time, they rip away intact. But it seems like 1 in 3 times, they tear a little at the top, and then it looks like a dog took a small bite out of the top corner.
I think I'm going to resort to just using those big, cardboard checks. They never seem to tear at the top.
Re: Random musings
Posted: June 17 22, 10:34 am
by Joe Shlabotnik
mikechamp wrote: ↑June 17 22, 10:28 am
I think I'm going to resort to just using those big, cardboard checks. They never seem to tear at the top.
Maybe you can get her to write them for you.

Re: Random musings
Posted: July 5 22, 8:43 am
by Joe Shlabotnik
When do things get better? Just wondering.
Re: Random musings
Posted: July 5 22, 12:22 pm
by cardinalkarp
Joe Shlabotnik wrote: ↑July 5 22, 8:43 am
When do things get better? Just wondering.
Not to be a debbie downer, but it’s gonna a be awhile. My guess is 5-10 years.
Re: Random musings
Posted: July 5 22, 4:34 pm
by IMADreamer
cardinalkarp wrote: ↑July 5 22, 12:22 pm
Joe Shlabotnik wrote: ↑July 5 22, 8:43 am
When do things get better? Just wondering.
Not to be a debbie downer, but it’s gonna a be awhile. My guess is 5-10 years.
I hope you aren't being optimistic.
Re: Random musings
Posted: July 7 22, 10:10 am
by heyzeus
"Taste the meat, not the heat" really was the best possible catch phrase for a propane accessories company. The writers for King of the Hill literally outdid every propane company in the United States with that one.
Re: Random musings
Posted: July 16 22, 7:30 pm
by IMADreamer
There seems to be trend of people ending conversations with "have a blessed day." Nothing tells me you are brainwashed Trump supporting dip [expletive] like telling me to have a blessed day. I'm going to start responding with Hail Satan.