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Tarver
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This again.

Not everyone has the disposition to allow someone access to every mundane, but intimate, detail of their lives. Sex is different.

The earlier in life you can figure whether or not you're cut out to share an everyday life with another human in your personal space, the happier you (and all parties concerned) will be.

And ladies, what if you met a charming, funny, physically-fit guy, but he was dead broke with a crummy job?

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I'm not specifically looking for a 35 year old man. I just wish that all the 25 year olds that I end up kissing were 30-35 instead. It is sort of a buzzkill when I realize that I have once again missed the crucial clues that would have let me know in advance that I was not kissing a 30 something year old.

Don't get me wrong. I am not depressed about this situation. I am just amazed that this keeps happening to me.

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Tarver wrote:
And ladies, what if you met a charming, funny, physically-fit guy, but he was dead broke with a crummy job?
That is what I would prefer, honestly. Over a less fit, rich dude - I want what you described much more.

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docellis wrote:
Tarver wrote:
And ladies, what if you met a charming, funny, physically-fit guy, but he was dead broke with a crummy job?
That is what I would prefer, honestly. Over a less fit, rich dude - I want what you described much more.
You may have just answered your own question.

You keep kissing 25 year old's because you like in shape guys and more 25 year old guys at bars are in shape than 35 year old's.

Doc wants, nay, needs abs.

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thrill wrote:Doc wants, nay, needs abs.
You've got me all figured out thrill

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docellis wrote:
thrill wrote:Doc wants, nay, needs abs.
You've got me all figured out thrill
There's no shame in your game.

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You hang out in bars where people wear half-shirts?

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Arthur Dent wrote:You hang out in bars where people wear half-shirts?
you don't rock the half shirt at bars????

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brb buying

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I need to buy a pair of shears.

N/m, I don't have abs. I'll leave the shirts as is.

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